A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a
wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our
jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on
the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you
to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL
3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work
and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When
he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they
began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell
is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied,
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."