My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she
answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look
at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to
phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...