A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got
to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the docotor
inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the
ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My
friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your
self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror.
Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive
person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing
all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out
of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same
downtrodden expression on his face.

"Did my advice not work?" asked the
doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some
of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking
women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the
man replied. "My wife does."