A man has six children
and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he
starts
Calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time
to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His
wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime
you're ready,
Father of Four."