Your food stamps bounce.

The value of the Monopoly Dollar is greater than the U.S. Dollar.

The Fed announces a new Dollar bill with a picture of Obama, the Zero Dollar bill.

Social Security is renamed Socialist Security and everyone over 65 is required to work for the Government till their next permanent retirement, death.

Unemployment is taxed at 100% and you can pay it off once you start receiving Socialist Security.

Everything is Carbon Taxed including your breath.

Carbon Police will be conducting random check points and administer co2-breathalyzers.

Anyone over the limit will be required to hold their breath till they pass-out and order to pay a fine.

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