A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to
the director and said, "Tommorrow, rain." The next day it rained. A week later,
the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow, storm." The next day
there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told
his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several
successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the
director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the
director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian
shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio broke."