A man finally goes with his wife to
church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way
out to shake
his hand."Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a ED fine
sermon." The preachersays "Why thank
you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house
of the Lord".The man says, "But preacher, that was the best ED sermon I ever
heard." The preacher says again, "sir I must be blunt, DO NOT use curse words in the Lords house again". The man says "Well I was
so impressed with your sermon that Iplaced $1000 dollars in
the collection plate". The
preacher says "NO S**T "?