See how you get on with this......
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>    Test for Dementia
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>    Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
> them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
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>    Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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>    Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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>    First Question:
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>    You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
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>    Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
>    absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
> place, you are second!
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>    Try not to screw up next time.
>    Now answer the second question,
>    but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
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>    Second Question:
>    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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>    Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
> wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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>    You're not very good at this, are you?
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>    Third Question:
>    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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>    Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
>    Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
>    Now add 10. What is the total?
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>    Did you get 5000?
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>    The correct answer is actually 4100.
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>    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
>    Today is definitely not your day, is it?
>    Maybe you'll get the last question right....
>    ....Maybe.
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>    Fourth Question:
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>    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
>    4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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>    Did you Answer Nunu?
>    NO! Of course it isn't.
>    Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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>    Okay, now the bonus round:
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>    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>    imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
>    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
>    done.
>    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
>    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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>    He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>    It's really very simple.... Like you!
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>    PASS THIS  ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
>    SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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