You Know What Is The
  Difference Between Girls
  Aged:- 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?"
  At 8: “You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story”
At 18: “You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed”
At 28: “You Don’t Need To Tell
  Her A Story To Take Her To Bed ”
At 38: “She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed”
At 48: “You Tell Her A Story To
  Avoid Going To Bed”
At 58: “You Stay In Bed To Avoid
  Her Story”
At 68: “If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story