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Four retirees visit a bar

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Four retiress visit a bar

Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona

They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drin10 cents."
 
 
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be
 true.
 
 
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on
 in and let me pour one for you!
 
 
What'll it be, gentlemen?"
 There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.
 In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred
 and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
 
 
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
 
 
They can't believe their good luck.
 
 
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
 Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again
 saying, "That's 40 cents, please."
 
 
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.
 
 
They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.
 
 
Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as
 these for a dime apiece?"
 
 
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always
 wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million
 and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor,
 beer
 it's all the same."
 
"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.
 As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven
 other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of
 them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there
 
 
Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the
 Bartender, "What's with them?"
 The bartender says, "They're retired people from Minnesota . They're
 waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have
 coupons..."

Entry #371

Comments

1.
sully16Comment by sully16 - April 3, 2013, 12:15 pm
lol
2.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - April 3, 2013, 1:33 pm
LOL

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