Breaking news from Detroit

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Breaking news from Detroit

Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles, 25,000 rounds of ammunition, two tons of heroin, $500,000 in forged US bank notes, and 15 prostitutes - all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Avenue.

Local residents were stunned.  A community organizer spokesman said:
"We're all shocked by this story; we had no idea we had a library."

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Avatar emilyg -
#1
lol
Avatar GASMETERGUY -
#2
This was good but April Fool's Day has come and gone.

Oh, wait, you were serious! Detroit has a library? Who knew?
Avatar JADELottery -
#3
Something similar happened out here.

The 'L' fell of the sign and people were lining up outside by the Hundreds to get a new iBrary.

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