Top Ten Country & Western Songs:

Published: June 6, 2013, 5:13 pm

Updated: June 6, 2013, 5:15 pm

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me ...

7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable without You It’s like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is ...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A_$ All Day.

Entry #464

Comments

Coin Toss - Jun 6, 2013, 7:01 pm

Hilarious MADDOG, especially:

7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

emilyg - Jun 6, 2013, 9:41 pm

lol

sully16 - Jun 6, 2013, 11:27 pm

lmao

rdgrnr - Jun 7, 2013, 11:23 am

Heh,heh,heh,heh,heh...