Tom, the Commonwealth Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a bar with some friends.

At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said “Sorry, mate, you can’t come in here – no denim.”

Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Tom, the gold medal winner in 400m .”

“Then it won’t take you long to run home and change, will it?” replied the bouncer