A woman decided to become a nun and joined a convent.
She had to take a vow of silence and was told once a year she'd be called in to the main office and allowed to say two words.
A year goes by, she's called in and says, "Room cold."
OK, we'll see you in a year they tell her.
The next year she says, "Food bad."
OK, see you next year.
The next year she says, "I quit", and they tell her, "We've been expecting this out of you because ever since you've been here you've done nothing but complain and complain!"