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This Little Diddy has been Swimming Around in my Head as of Late.

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There was an Investor that swallowed a Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Turd.
How absurd, to swallow a Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Chart.
What a fart, to swallow a Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed some Numbers.
What a bumbler, to swallow some Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed a Report.
What a sport, to swallow a Report.
It swallowed the Report to change the Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed an Analyst.
What a tryst, swallowing the Analyst.
It swallowed the Analyst to write the Report.
It swallowed the Report to change the Numbers.
It swallowed the Numbers to alter the Chart.
It swallowed the Chart to wrap the Turd.
It swallowed the Turd to float on the Bubble, that wobbled and bobbled and coddled inside it.
It swallowed the Bubble to cover the Lie.
I don't know why, it swallowed the Lie, perhaps it'll Buy.

There was an Investor that swallowed the Fed.
The market crashed, Bye Buy, The End.

 

 

Funny as hell, because it seems the Market has been mostly a 'Word' driven event.

What will the Fed say now that will drive it up or down, Word!

The Word Driven Market.

Red Eyes

Entry #3,037

Comments

Avatar JADELottery -
#1
Oh, and don't worry, there's loads of articles, analyst, experts, and commentators to deliver some more Word.
Avatar JADELottery -
#2
With all the Words flying around, it almost seems to look like One Big Pump and Dump Scheme, AYE.?!

Get you all excited over mediocre numbers with a spin so fast on the negative ones you won't what the talk is going on.

Just throw more in, maybe it'll get better... and the sink and the mattress... clothes too... we ain't gonna need those soon.

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