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Bad husband

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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday.

Entry #188

Comments

Avatar angelm -
#1
That was cute!
Avatar albegone -
#2
you only get what you ask for,that's hit the nail right on the head
Avatar albegone -
#3
you only get what you ask for,that hit the nail right on the head
Avatar emilyg -
#4
lol

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