The Live-In Butler

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A weathly husband and wife go out for the evening. Before they leave, they give their live-in butler the night off. Midway through their dinner, they get into a fight, and the wife leaves in their car. She comes home, bolts the door behind her and stampedes into the living room where she finds the butler on the couch, watching TV. She gets between him and the TV, turns it off, and then turns around to face him. In a very low, even, controlled voice, she says to him: "Jeeves, I want you to unzip my dress and take it off." And he does. Then she says to him: "Jeeves, I want you to unclip my garters and roll down my stockings." And he does. Then she says to him: "Jeeves, I want you to reach around and unclasp my bra." And he does. Finally, she says: "Jeeves, I want you to take off my panties. And if I EVER CATCH YOU IN MY CLOTHES AGAIN...."

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