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Safeway Bag
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A: Ok, so how do you get an elephant into a Safeway (grocery store) bag?
B: Uh, I dunno - how?
A: You take the "S" out of Safe, and the "F" out of way...
B: Uh - there's no "F" in way!
A: *grins, & walks away

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