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Things kids say

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Kids say the cutest things!
 
What Is Butt Dust??? 
 
What, you ask, is Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
 

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' 
 

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
 

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' 
 

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
 

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
 
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
 

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
 

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
 

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
 

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
 
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget . 
 
This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?' 
 

Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 


Entry #411

Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - January 23, 2014, 8:00 pm
So cute.
2.
Jani NormanComment by Jani Norman - January 23, 2014, 8:18 pm
It was late one evening when I decided to take my grandson who was 4 at the time to the grocery store with me, while going down the stairs to the truck he looked up and said look grandma a banana moon, I was laughing so hard tears was running down my face while I was trying to drive, that's why I just hate when sick people steal a childs innocense away from them.
3.
dallascowboyfanComment by dallascowboyfan - January 23, 2014, 8:34 pm
Lol very funny CT. That was too cute Jani banana moon lol.
4.
sully16Comment by sully16 - January 23, 2014, 10:07 pm
Banana Moon, love it.
Thanks for the good laughs Coin and Jani,
5.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - January 24, 2014, 9:15 am
Leave it to a child to enlighten your day...!
6.
rdgrnrComment by rdgrnr - January 24, 2014, 12:57 pm
LOL.

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