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Building Permit

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Some have asked what I'm going to be  doing in retirement...

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new  house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at  various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment  sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.

It would  have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink  trim.

The City Council told me; "Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA  HAPPEN!"

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a  'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It's the  government that scares the crap out of  me.

Entry #431

Comments

1.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - May 14, 2014, 10:51 am
Heh,heh,heh. Isn't that the truth. Front doors closed? go around the back..
2.
sully16Comment by sully16 - May 14, 2014, 12:05 pm
Yep
3.
rdgrnrComment by rdgrnr - May 14, 2014, 1:51 pm
They're doing it in Nashville but I don't think it'll be country music blasting from those loudspeakers.

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