Subject: Absurd Conclusions?

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06
right in my doorway.  I left 5 cartridges beside it, then left it alone
and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my
mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked
her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign
near the front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the
gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.  It hadn't
moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the
numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it
hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all
the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in
the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you
take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United
States is 4th from the bottom for Murders. These 4 Cities also have
the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States. All 4 are
controlled by Democrats.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.
I hear they're making people fat.