MEGA MILLION LOTTERY POOL - GAME 26

Today's Quote

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.

-Richard Bach

Friday, July 28, 2006 11:49 pm - Mega Millions: The Friday, July 28, 2006 Mega Millions drawing has taken place, and the results are 2-13-23-32-35, and the Mega Ball is 4.

I told you in the last newsletter, "I noticed tonight that two of our lines have won several times the last 180 days, so I don't expect to win anything on the last 2 lines. But, the first line could me our lucky one; it has won nothing for 180 days."

Well this game makes a liar out of me all the time. We had a $2.00 win last night, and it was on line 2. We have the Bonus Ball 04.

Matched     Prize     Date     Numbers Drawn (Mega Ball)
0 of 5 + BB      $ 2      7/28/2006      2 - 13 - 23 - 32 - 35 (4)    Megaplier 3X

Saturday, July 29, 2006 3:14 am - Mega Millions: There was no jackpot winner in the Friday Mega Millions drawing, but 5 lucky players matched the first 5 numbers for a $250,000 prize: 1 from Georgia, 1 from Illinois, 1 from Maryland, 1 from New Jersey, and 1 from Texas.

The Jack Pot for Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 is worth $31 Million. The estimated cash value of this jackpot is $17,673,875.

There are 45 Shares Issued in the Game:

Shares Purchased     Amount that you could win
2.5     $981,881.92
2     $785,505.54
1.5     $589,129.15
1     $392,752.77


You have $2.00 in your bank, and I will buy you one more line for two draws, after our ticket expires on Friday, July 11th, 2006.

Right now plan on Game 27 will starting on Tuesday August 15th, 2006. There is an outside chance that I could delay it one more time if the Jack Pot stays low. So plan on me buying tickets for Game 27 on Saturday August 12th, 2006. If you want to be in Game 27, you will need to have your money to me by Thursday August 10th, 2006.

FUNERAL PROCESSION:


A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral
like this.   Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between
the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."


A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord,
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.