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Home security

Published: February 17, 2015, 7:16 pm

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of
ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies
are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month

Entry #519

Comments

sully16 - Feb 17, 2015, 7:26 pm

#1

lol

GASMETERGUY - Feb 17, 2015, 8:39 pm

#2

Now why did I not think of that??? I could save $49.95 a month.

emilyg - Feb 17, 2015, 10:23 pm

#3

heehee.

MADDOG10 - Feb 17, 2015, 10:27 pm

#4

Excellent move.. LMAO.

hearsetrax - Feb 18, 2015, 5:50 am

#5

now thats funny right thar ROFL

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