Sweet and Thoughtful Irishman

A thoughtful Irish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way

down to the local pub, he turned to his wee wife before leaving and said:

"Maggie, put your hat and coat on lassie".

She replied: "Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?"

"Nay, Jock replied...I'm turning the heat off while I'm out!"