If you're referring to my post, RJOh, then I am definitely not offering him anything! LOL
However, I was just changing my sheets and pulled a muscle in my back (they'll just have to hang..I'm not lifting that darn mattress again) and I'm thinking "Is this as good as it gets?" As much as I try to walk the straight & narrow, I sometimes think about what W.C. Fields said:
"It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."