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Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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May the luck o' the Irish be yours today!

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spy153's avatar - maren

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Posted: March 17, 2008, 12:49 pm - IP Logged

I wonder how many jackpots will be won today? 

Oh, this explains the recent powerball hit! 

Here's a pinch for anyone not wearing green!  Green laugh

voir-vous dans mes reves!Cool

    Jani Norman's avatar - fiftyways
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    Posted: March 17, 2008, 2:51 pm - IP Logged

     


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    "I am what I am by the grace of God."

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      ThatScaryChick's avatar - x1MqPuM
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      Posted: March 17, 2008, 3:14 pm - IP Logged

      Happy Saint Patty's Day to Everyone!

      Lep

      "No one remembers the person who almost climbed the mountain, only the person who eventually gets to the top."

        tiggs95's avatar - Lottery-036.jpg

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        Posted: March 17, 2008, 7:29 pm - IP Logged

        Kentucky miday draw cash 3 was..717..

          Bondi Junction
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          Posted: March 18, 2008, 1:36 am - IP Logged

          Definition of an Irish husband:
          He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
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          Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
          Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
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          The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.
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          An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?
          "Who told you that?" asked Paddy.
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          Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty." "That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
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          Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
          Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."
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          Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, "Is that you I hear spittin'in the vase on the mantle piece?" "No," said himself, "but I'm gettin'closer all the time."
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          Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife?
          A. A bachelor.
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          Finnegan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it,
          Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?
          Finnegan: Waitin' for me to come home.
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          Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" He said. "Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!"
          "Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked.
          "No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'."
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          "O'Ryan," asked the druggist, "did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife's appearance?"
          "It did surely," replied O'Ryan, "but it keeps fallin' off!"
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          Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?
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          My mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs.