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Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered

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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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The problem with this idea is that when you distribute your $20 billion among the other 5 billion people, they only end up with $4 each, per month.  That doesn't get you much in a month, even in the poorest of countries, does it?

Wow Nancy, you talked about how stupid you would be to entertain and enlighten us without getting paid and ordered joker to stay out of here and now here you are back once again entertaining and enlightening us.

Don't you feel kinda stupid - in a fruity kinda way?

Well, at least joker is following orders for the most part.

He just does one post a day.

He calls it "NUMBNUTS SPEAKS!" LOLGreen laughROFL LOL  lol, what a dumbass.


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                            --Edmund Burke

 

 

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    The problem with this idea is that when you distribute your $20 billion among the other 5 billion people, they only end up with $4 each, per month.  That doesn't get you much in a month, even in the poorest of countries, does it?

    Jimmy

    I hope there are not 5 billion people who could use the 4 bucks, things may be worse then I thought.

    The idea here is to help those who's life who could have been saved for a few bucks.  Help where you

    can and hope others pitch in.  Some kids go blind when a few dollars worth of meds could have prevented

    it.  Others die of hunger when a cup of rice and some clean water could have kept them alive.   Yea, 4 bucks

    don't mean that much to people who would not bend down and pick it up if they saw it laying on the ground

    but there are some that would think it was a gift from God.   You don't have to believe in God to help all you

    need is a heart and a few bucks.

    RL

    Working on my Ph.D.  "University of hard Knocks"

    I will consider the opinion that my winnings are a product of chance if you are willing to consider

    they are not.  Many great discoveries come while searching for something else

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      Count me in -

      I'll bend down to the ground for 4 bucks; hell, I'll even push someone outta my way...!!!...

       

      KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wink


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        Today another 20,000 kids just croaked with an untimely miserable death by way of malnutrition and/or disease around the world. But remember folks, God loves you, and he will make sure you win the lottery in the near future. So pray very hard so that he may allow you to win....

        God bless you all....

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          Today another 20,000 kids just croaked with an untimely miserable death by way of malnutrition and/or disease around the world. But remember folks, God loves you, and he will make sure you win the lottery in the near future. So pray very hard so that he may allow you to win....

          God bless you all....

          Hey look up ^! It's today's edition of: "NUMBNUTS SPEAKS!" LOLGreen laughAgree with stupidROFLLOL

          And he's not even charging for entertaining and enlightening us! LOL What a dumbass!

          And yet the question remains: What has the joke done to alleviate the suffering of these little ones? The answer? Not a dam thing. He won't lift a finger to save the life of a single starving child. He won't contribute a nickel. He's too busy investing every penny he makes in hocus-pocus systems to make him rich. He wants God to do it even though he doesn't believe in God. Good luck figuring that one out.

          So the joke continues to wallow in his ignorance and the children continue to die and he does nothing but complain and curse God.

          What a dumbass.

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          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           

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            It seems Sal Bentivegna of the title story in this thread joined the ranks of a few notables who also gave up the nonsense of atheism and became Christians.

            Here's just a few of them:

                   Converts and reverts to Christianity

            I'm sure they must all be dumbasses though in the joke's twisted take on reality.

            He's surely far more intelligent than all these people. Afterall, he's a cabdriver.


                                                         
                                 
                                                     

             

             

             

             

                                                                                                               

            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                        --Edmund Burke

             

             

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              Posted: July 15, 2011, 10:28 am - IP Logged

              Today another 20,000 kids just croaked with an untimely miserable death by way of malnutrition and/or disease around the world. But remember folks, God loves you, and he will make sure you win the lottery in the near future. So pray very hard so that he may allow you to win....

              God bless you all....

              Joker,

              When you post the same message again and again to a thread, that is spam, and I will need to treat it as such if you continue doing it (like a spammer).  If you want to retort, it must be original content each time, not a copy and paste of a previous response.

               

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                Paging joker:

                Hope you come back (retorts at the ready).

                The threads not the same w/out ya!! Yes Nod


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                  Jimmy

                  I hope there are not 5 billion people who could use the 4 bucks, things may be worse then I thought.

                  The idea here is to help those who's life who could have been saved for a few bucks.  Help where you

                  can and hope others pitch in.  Some kids go blind when a few dollars worth of meds could have prevented

                  it.  Others die of hunger when a cup of rice and some clean water could have kept them alive.   Yea, 4 bucks

                  don't mean that much to people who would not bend down and pick it up if they saw it laying on the ground

                  but there are some that would think it was a gift from God.   You don't have to believe in God to help all you

                  need is a heart and a few bucks.

                  RL

                  It really isn't possible to enlighten people who believe they are already as enlightened as they can be.  And I have found this to be true here when it comes to discussions of the mathematics of lottery play as well as during [attempts to] discuss the absurdity of anthropomorphizing God.

                  What's most puzzling about this thread is that the [in their minds] most enlightened posters seem to have abandoned their lottery betting system research in exchange for the opportunity to make feeble attempts to discredit atheists, deists, and humanists.  If I had a (5,39) Lotto system that could return 550% on my investment, I'd be touring the 10 states that provide those games, bankrolled by my disciples, in style.

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                    It really isn't possible to enlighten people who believe they are already as enlightened as they can be.  And I have found this to be true here when it comes to discussions of the mathematics of lottery play as well as during [attempts to] discuss the absurdity of anthropomorphizing God.

                    What's most puzzling about this thread is that the [in their minds] most enlightened posters seem to have abandoned their lottery betting system research in exchange for the opportunity to make feeble attempts to discredit atheists, deists, and humanists.  If I had a (5,39) Lotto system that could return 550% on my investment, I'd be touring the 10 states that provide those games, bankrolled by my disciples, in style.

                     "If I had a (5,39) Lotto system that could return 550% on my investment..."

                     

                    LOL, if, if, if.

                    Yeah, I love you "if" dreamers.

                     

                    Yeah, and "IF" Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending

                    Pickett up the middle you'd be sending your taxes to Richmond instead of Washington DC.

                     

                    If, if, if. 


                                                                 
                                         
                                                             

                     

                     

                     

                     

                                                                                                                       

                    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                --Edmund Burke

                     

                     

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                      Paging joker:

                      Hope you come back (retorts at the ready).

                      The threads not the same w/out ya!! Yes Nod

                      Nancy told him to stay out if he doesn't get paid for his "entertainment and enlightenment." 

                      He's "spiritual," a "spiritual cabdriver" ROFL with the keys to the secrets of the universe.

                      And now he wants money to enlighten us with those secrets.

                      What a guy!

                      Should we take up a collection?

                       

                       

                      Hey Nancy! I see you're back, did you cut a deal?

                      How much are you getting?   LOLGreen laughLOL


                                                                   
                                           
                                                               

                       

                       

                       

                       

                                                                                                                         

                      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                  --Edmund Burke

                       

                       

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                        "What's most puzzling about this thread is that the [in their minds] most enlightened posters seem to have abandoned their lottery betting system research in exchange for the opportunity to make feeble attempts to discredit atheists, deists, and humanists...."

                        Wow. Both Baghdad Bob and Radio Moscow would be proud of the spin job on that one. Nice attempted total reversal of who is attempting to discredit who. But hey, that's how the devil works, taking the truth and twisting it.

                        But I digress.

                        I think none other than joker17 hoimself has made the news, and found his niche. Read on:

                        Nico Alm never actually thought he'd get the license in the mail. Three years earlier, amid a flurry of new European Union regulations, Alm decided he would take his driver's license picture with a pasta strainer on his head.

                        Alm was testing a caveat in those new regulations that said headgear could only be worn for religious reasons.

                        Alm argued that he belonged to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his religion required him to wear the spaghetti strainer on his head. And three years later, it arrived at his home: His license sporting a very serious picture of Alm with a plastic pasta strainer sitting sideways on his head.

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.


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                           "If I had a (5,39) Lotto system that could return 550% on my investment..."

                           

                          LOL, if, if, if.

                          Yeah, I love you "if" dreamers.

                           

                          Yeah, and "IF" Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending

                          Pickett up the middle you'd be sending your taxes to Richmond instead of Washington DC.

                           

                          If, if, if. 

                          You seem to have a problem with English, rdgrnr.  Read my post again, the one you just responded to, revealing your ignorance.  "I" DO NOT have a system, NOR, do I ever expect to have one.  Maybe you can better comprehend this if you note that I was replying to RL-RANDOMLOGIC, who claims to have a (5,39) Lotto system that averaged a 550% Prize Ratio over 20 years.  How quickly you forgot!

                          http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/228321/1971188


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                            "What's most puzzling about this thread is that the [in their minds] most enlightened posters seem to have abandoned their lottery betting system research in exchange for the opportunity to make feeble attempts to discredit atheists, deists, and humanists...."

                            Wow. Both Baghdad Bob and Radio Moscow would be proud of the spin job on that one. Nice attempted total reversal of who is attempting to discredit who. But hey, that's how the devil works, taking the truth and twisting it.

                            But I digress.

                            I think none other than joker17 hoimself has made the news, and found his niche. Read on:

                            Nico Alm never actually thought he'd get the license in the mail. Three years earlier, amid a flurry of new European Union regulations, Alm decided he would take his driver's license picture with a pasta strainer on his head.

                            Alm was testing a caveat in those new regulations that said headgear could only be worn for religious reasons.

                            Alm argued that he belonged to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his religion required him to wear the spaghetti strainer on his head. And three years later, it arrived at his home: His license sporting a very serious picture of Alm with a plastic pasta strainer sitting sideways on his head.

                            Let's get this "discrediting" issue resolved.

                            I'm trying to discredit fallacious and erroneous math applied to the lottery.

                            Those who may lose [either face or money] if I succeed, since they can't prove their case with math or backtests, are trying to discredit me based on my philosophy and politics.

                            I suspect you already understand this coin toss, so what is it that you stand to lose, face, or money?

                            Have you too given up searching for a Blockbuster system, the Holy Grail?

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                              You seem to have a problem with English, rdgrnr.  Read my post again, the one you just responded to, revealing your ignorance.  "I" DO NOT have a system, NOR, do I ever expect to have one.  Maybe you can better comprehend this if you note that I was replying to RL-RANDOMLOGIC, who claims to have a (5,39) Lotto system that averaged a 550% Prize Ratio over 20 years.  How quickly you forgot!

                              http://www.lotterypost.com/thread/228321/1971188

                              Yeah, blow it out your blow hole, Nancy.

                              Hey, btw, I hear the joke is moving to California cuz he heard it's all dancin' boys out there.

                              You goin' with him? HippyHippy


                                                                           
                                                   
                                                                       

                               

                               

                               

                               

                                                                                                                                 

                              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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