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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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Posted: June 27, 2011, 1:04 am - IP Logged

BTW Ridge, I almost forgot. I have to admit I wasn't all that good this week. Which denomination would you suggest? And what type of priest would you recommend as a good listener in the booth on a Sunday worship?

And after the service, hopefully I've learned not to repeat my wicked ways the following week. I don't want to take advantage of the confession process.

Just let me pour some pig blood on your head and you'll be fine.  LOL


                                             
                     
                                         

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                   

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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    rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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    Hey folks...I just saw a shooting star outside of the house on a cigarette break. I have this strange feeling it was a sign from God. I don't know how to interpret this event, but it MUST mean it's from God. It has to be, what else could it possibly be?

    Maybe it was the Ahmadinejad Constellation.

    You know, the one where the goat is having his way with him?  LOL


                                                 
                         
                                             

     

     

     

     

                                                                                                       

    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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      I just saw the word "Bullshmidt" 3 times in a row. Once on the TV, the other in a magazine, and the last one while surfing the net. This MUST mean that the CHRISTIAN God is the correct one. Why?....I don't know, I just have this really good feeling in my chest. And I got this tingle down my spine. Don't doubt me, I truly know what I saw was the truth.  All this happened within the last 5 minutes.

      Pretty incredible folks. I wonder what this all means. First the shooting star, and now this.

      Hey Vision....wait don't go. I see the light now....


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        What's the number for burping 5 times? Anyone know?


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          Hey Ridge, I've got some stocks I want to sell you. Really cheap I say. I'll throw in a set of knives.

          Also, can you give a donation to the Reverand Joe? He's in my local ministry. He said it was cool If I collected the money. Really...

          I'll PM my address so you can wire the money. It's for a good cause, and helps spread the word of God.

          You're not obligated. Sleep over it...


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            Dummy me, all these years I've been busting my ass working for a living. What a dummy....

            I think I'll start a Church. The Church of Christians.

            Any donations will be appreciated. This is a fledgling company......ooops...I meant fledgling Church.

            I will try to resolve the logistical nightmare of the formation of this Church. I'll need volunteers to help around. So please consider this when filling out the application.

            Interviews will be held this coming Wednesday, 10:00 AM through 3:00 PM. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.


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              So many holes, so little time.

              I'm sure Ridge and Vision would agree that the chemical composition for water, According to the SCIENTISTS is H20 , unless you're having an argument with someone about TRUTH.

              But when religion is fused into the conversation, then and only then have the scientists gone wrong in their findings. Now they don't really understand the big picture. In this scenario they're idiots, not worthy of discussion. It's so convenient. 

              I'll believe a welder when he assures me that the submarine I'm riding in won't sink, but I won't believe him If he argues with me about life. I'll simply accuse him of things that aren't true. Maybe the audience will see how much integrity I have. I'll keep making witty remarks until I become the biggest fool of all of time. Yeah, that's the ticket....

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                Posted: June 27, 2011, 2:24 pm - IP Logged

                What's the number for burping 5 times? Anyone know?

                LOL Green laugh


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                  LOL Green laugh

                  Maybe 5?........

                  LOL....hee hee...

                  Gotta love it.

                  I came here tonight after work imagining 3 pages of debates, but all I saw was your response. Maybe the debate is over....lol

                  So what's the conclusion?

                  Vision departs and lurks in the backround.

                  Ridge got tired of making "Abusive Iranian men" remarks and stopped replying.

                  All I can say is ELEPHANT EYEBROWS.....!

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                    Maybe 5?........

                    LOL....hee hee...

                    Gotta love it.

                    I came here tonight after work imagining 3 pages of debates, but all I saw was your response. Maybe the debate is over....lol

                    So what's the conclusion?

                    Vision departs and lurks in the backround.

                    Ridge got tired of making "Abusive Iranian men" remarks and stopped replying.

                    All I can say is ELEPHANT EYEBROWS.....!

                    Actually, Ridge got bored with you.

                    I can only read nuanced versions of the same old tripe so many times before my eyes glaze over.

                    But don't worry, I'll still be here when you attack and ridicule the little old Christian ladies for mentioning Jesus.

                    You can make your own women obey you and wear those bags over their heads and cover their ankles and believe what you say if you want.

                    But that sh*t ain't gonna fly here, pally.


                                                                 
                                         
                                                             

                     

                     

                     

                     

                                                                                                                       

                    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                --Edmund Burke

                     

                     


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                      Coming from a brainwashed loser like Ridge. His eyes glaze over everytime he opens his trap. Ridge, the poor Christian wannabe.

                       I don't need to ridicule little old ladies, I'm doing a good job with you.

                      You're dumbass comments are doing all the dirty work for me.

                      Hit With Stick


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                        Hey Ridge, What are you gonna leave for Santa this coming Christmas? .....Green laugh

                        DUH....I believe in old wives tales cause I'm a no-brainer kind a guy. No Brains...get it?

                        And by the way, Batman is ALSO not real...Crazy


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                          I just got this great Idea thanx to Vision. 

                          I just realized that Vision's (3 year) France thingy is nothing compared to what I've been seeing for the past 30 years or more.

                          Every single day 20,000 kids die prematurely around the world.

                          Does this count as a divine contact?


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                            Looney Tunes.....

                             

                             

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                              Hey Ridge, What are you gonna leave for Santa this coming Christmas? .....Green laugh

                              DUH....I believe in old wives tales cause I'm a no-brainer kind a guy. No Brains...get it?

                              And by the way, Batman is ALSO not real...Crazy

                              Go have another box of that fine wine with the hose on it, joker.

                              Then read your last few posts tomorrow when you sober up.

                              Maybe you'll understand why I'm not going to waste any more time on you.

                              I'd get better debate from a two year old.

                              Grow up.


                                                                           
                                                   
                                                                       

                               

                               

                               

                               

                                                                                                                                 

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