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I think the Pet Rock is the real God. That's it, I've made up my mind. I'm praying to my pet rock.

And if anyone insults my rock, I'm gonna make sure I become as annoying as possible.....maybe they'll go away...

The Almighty Pet Rock....YOU RULE !

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    I just got this great Idea thanx to Vision. 

    I just realized that Vision's (3 year) France thingy is nothing compared to what I've been seeing for the past 30 years or more.

    Every single day 20,000 kids die prematurely around the world.

    Does this count as a divine contact?

    I wonder how many of those kids die from their iranian fathers running them over with their cars for dressing "too western"?

    I wonder how many die from botched genitalia mutilation performed on 2 year old girls by their iranian fathers to make sure they "behave" when they grow up?

    I wonder how many of them die from being stoned to death by their own iranian parents for being the victims of rape?

     

    Yeah joker, please lecture the little old Christian ladies on how stupid and backward they are, a--hole.


                                                 
                         
                                             

     

     

     

     

                                                                                                       

    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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      I made a wish upon a star
      That I could have a brand new car
      Got tired of wishing
      So I stole one

      Seventeen and knew it all
      My dreams were big but my thoughts were small
      So many roads somehow I chose
      The wrong one

      But Jesus and Mama always loved me
      Even when the devil took control
      Jesus and Mama always loved me
      This I know

      I felt tried most all my life
      Found new kinds of lows and highs
      Never been a husband but I had a lot of wives
      To hold me

      Headstrong, stubborn, couldn't be told
      Like a wild horse that couldn't be rode
      A rainbow chaser hungry for gold
      And still searchin'

      But Jesus and Mama always loved me

      Even when the devil took control

      Jesus and Mama always loved me

      This I know

      I wish Mom could see me now
      And how I've turned it all around
      Lately I've been going down
      The right road

      Life's a picture that you paint
      With blues and grays and cans and can'ts
      Heaven knows I'm not a saint
      But I know

      Jesus and Mama always loved me

      Even when the devil took control

      Jesus and Mama always loved me

      This I know.

       

      ~Confederate Railroad~


                                                   
                           
                                               

       

       

       

       

                                                                                                         

      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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        A friend of mine surprised me recently and told me he believes in Gobblins. I thought he was joking, but now I believe he really means it.

        What's the best way of telling him he's an idiot without hurting his feelings?

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          A friend of mine surprised me recently and told me he believes in Gobblins. I thought he was joking, but now I believe he really means it.

          What's the best way of telling him he's an idiot without hurting his feelings?

          I don't know joker, but I'm sure you'll think of something.

          Because your culture and your iranian pride dictate that you tell everyone else how stupid they are for not believing what you believe.

          You're our own little Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

          You make us so proud.


                                                       
                               
                                                   

           

           

           

           

                                                                                                             

          "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                      --Edmund Burke

           

           


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            Question:  I've seen small clips online about a documentary talking about religion. In there, a tribe worships planes that fly over-head. Anyone familiar with this?

            Please and thank you in advance,
            Manni
             
             
             
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            Yes, there are tribes called "cargo cults" that really worship airplanes. The concept of Cargo Cults has been around for a while. It's used to describe a few different groups of natives in the South Pacific who became a bit confused following World War II. During the war, they saw the military use their islands for air drops and base stations. After the war ended, they wanted to keep the "cargo" coming, even though the foreign military forces had all left. Realizing that the cargo came when those foreigners did certain things, they copied everything they remembered, setting up mock airstrips, building airplanes out of straw and even wearing wooden headphones in control towers that communicated with no real planes. The end result, of course, was that the cargo didn't come. The islanders copied what they saw, but never understood what was really happening.

            A video of an African cargo cult can be found here:
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              Question:  I've seen small clips online about a documentary talking about religion. In there, a tribe worships planes that fly over-head. Anyone familiar with this?

              Please and thank you in advance,
              Manni
               
               
               
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              Yes, there are tribes called "cargo cults" that really worship airplanes. The concept of Cargo Cults has been around for a while. It's used to describe a few different groups of natives in the South Pacific who became a bit confused following World War II. During the war, they saw the military use their islands for air drops and base stations. After the war ended, they wanted to keep the "cargo" coming, even though the foreign military forces had all left. Realizing that the cargo came when those foreigners did certain things, they copied everything they remembered, setting up mock airstrips, building airplanes out of straw and even wearing wooden headphones in control towers that communicated with no real planes. The end result, of course, was that the cargo didn't come. The islanders copied what they saw, but never understood what was really happening.

              A video of an African cargo cult can be found here:

              Wow, talk about racism. Can't believe you put that up there.

              Unbelievable.

              You're better than everybody, we get the message.

              But you don't have to be so insulting to anybody who's not like you.

              We're all human beings.


                                                           
                                   
                                                       

               

               

               

               

                                                                                                                 

              "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                          --Edmund Burke

               

               

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                I think the Pet Rock is the real God. That's it, I've made up my mind. I'm praying to my pet rock.

                And if anyone insults my rock, I'm gonna make sure I become as annoying as possible.....maybe they'll go away...

                The Almighty Pet Rock....YOU RULE !

                Actually, you're already quite annoying.


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                  I know the truth hurts baby cakes...I know...It'll be ok...


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                    Now it's confirmed that Ridge can't read.

                    Ok, first lesson....Repeat after me.....SEE DICK AND JANE RUN....

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                      I know the truth hurts baby cakes...I know...It'll be ok...

                      The truth is that you  are a racist and a sexist who likes to push women around.


                                                                   
                                           
                                                               

                       

                       

                       

                       

                                                                                                                         

                      "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

                                                                                                                  --Edmund Burke

                       

                       


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                        The truth is that you  are a racist and a sexist who likes to push women around.

                        I've never seen a loser bigger than you.

                        Unfounded lies and more lies.

                        You must be running out of ammunition to try turning the tables on me. What a pathetic attempt.

                        Why don't you just drink a bottle of Drano and relieve your misery once in for all.


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                          The truth is that you  are a racist and a sexist who likes to push women around.

                          Poor Ridge, You have a lot of dirty laundry to confess this coming Sunday. I'd hate to be that person in the booth. After about the 4th hour, Id leave and let you talk to yourself.

                          I think you talked me into it Ridge. I'm becoming a Christian so I can do whatever I want and then simply go to church and wipe the slate clean. What a bargain. What was I thinking...What?

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                            Poor Ridge, You have a lot of dirty laundry to confess this coming Sunday. I'd hate to be that person in the booth. After about the 4th hour, Id leave and let you talk to yourself.

                            I think you talked me into it Ridge. I'm becoming a Christian so I can do whatever I want and then simply go to church and wipe the slate clean. What a bargain. What was I thinking...What?

                            We overcame the Romans, joker. They threw us to the lions.

                            I think we just might be able to overcome a racist, sexist, woman abusing, runt iranian cab driver like you.

                            Get over yourself.


                                                                         
                                                 
                                                                     

                             

                             

                             

                             

                                                                                                                               

                            "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

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                              We overcame the Romans, joker. They threw us to the lions.

                              I think we just might be able to overcome a racist, sexist, woman abusing, runt iranian cab driver like you.

                              Get over yourself.

                              If you were able to watch the video I posted, there would be a very tiny possibility your little mind may see the significance of the tribe's unwillingness to give up waiting for the planes to arrive, but I highly doubt you have the mental capacity, considering you're so brainwashed beyond repair.

                              There's a film crew there recording what they do, and I'm assuming an effort was made either by the crew or many before them to enilighten the tribe by telling them that the plane will not return, yet they ignore everyone because they want to believe a plane will come back no matter how much sense the outsiders keep POUNDING into their brains. It reminds me of Christian wannabes like you. No matter how much sense is pounded into you, you can't see the light.

                              Instead of responding to what I posted in an intelligent manner, which I didn't expect, and tell me how you feel about this, you come back like your old lying self. Nothing to add except cheap unfounded lies because you have nothing viable to say.

                              Like I said before a hundred times, and I'll keep saying another 100 times, you're nothing but a fake Christian. And a HYPOCRITE!!!

                                 
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