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Atheist converts after mock prayer to win $1M lottery is answered

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Posted: July 3, 2011, 11:33 pm - IP Logged

This thread was pretty wild. If I had placed a bet on over/under 73 pages, I would have bet over. Oops.... I think this did it!

CAN'T WIN IF YOU'RE NOT IN

A DOLLAR AND A DREAM (OR $2)


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    Posted: July 3, 2011, 11:40 pm - IP Logged

    joker something i found a few weeks ago.

     

    Jesus would have said, I'm going to create Man and Woman with original sin.
    Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be
    born,, once alive I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself, to save you from
    the sin I originally condemned you to.

    Thats your dose of relaity for today

    That makes perfect sense to me.....

    Only a fool would believe that story wasn't true. I mean, afterall it was written in a book.

    Crazy

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      Posted: July 3, 2011, 11:43 pm - IP Logged

      This thread was pretty wild. If I had placed a bet on over/under 73 pages, I would have bet over. Oops.... I think this did it!

      @truecritic,was,nt me.

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        Posted: July 3, 2011, 11:45 pm - IP Logged

        This thread was pretty wild. If I had placed a bet on over/under 73 pages, I would have bet over. Oops.... I think this did it!

        will vegas take a new line now ?

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          Posted: July 3, 2011, 11:47 pm - IP Logged

          That makes perfect sense to me.....

          Only a fool would believe that story wasn't true. I mean, afterall it was written in a book.

          Crazy

          go for 100 pages!


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            Posted: July 3, 2011, 11:53 pm - IP Logged

            I feel so sorry for all those (20,000 kids a DAY) or hundreds of millions of innocent kids that have died an untimely, long and gruesome death in third world countries for all those decades or much longer now, considering they never accepted Jesus as savior. So now or later, they will be burning in HELL FIRE for ETERNITY because as everyone knows, NO ONE can enter the kingdom of God or heaven unless they accept Jesus as their lord and savior.

            So If it wasn't bad enough that they lived a hell on Earth, NOW, they'll experience something that will eclipse what they went through on Earth with something thousands of times worse.......... forever......

            Just remember folks.....GOD LOVES YOU !!!


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              Posted: July 4, 2011, 12:01 am - IP Logged

              And if you pray really really hard, God may get distracted from the whole 20,000 kids suffering and dying EVERYDAY and grant you a win in the lottery. Even If it's for a few thousand bucks.

              You never know, God may put you ahead of much more important things in the world. People do say God works in mysterious ways.

              So next time I win 500 bucks, I'm gonna thank God because I know it was divine intervention. For whatever reason, (and who really cares why right?) God will stop everything he's doing and make sure that I win that 500 bucks because I really needed it at that moment. What a guy !

              Praise the Lord !


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                Posted: July 4, 2011, 12:34 am - IP Logged

                Why do humans have an appendix, or men have nipples?

                The appendix and nipples on men play no active role. Something wrong with that picture....RED FLAG number 1.

                Humans share 98% of the genes with Chimps...................................................................................RED FLAG number 2.

                How can the unverse only be a few thousand years old when it takes the  light from certain galaxies billions of light years to reach Earth?..................................................................RED FLAG number 3.

                Adam and Eve didn't know right from wrong before eating the apple but were condemned anyway............RED FLAG number 4.

                How did Noah sustain a Penguin's life with no ice for 40 days?..............................................................................RED FLAG number 5.

                How can all religions be correct at the same time?.....................................................................................................RED FLAG number 6.

                 

                Now that's only 6 flags. But the sad part is..... I have about another HUNDRED, If not more RED FLAGS, and counting....


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                  Posted: July 4, 2011, 1:01 am - IP Logged

                  go for 100 pages!

                  It's not about the over and under. It's about finding the TRUTH....

                  I may not know what the TRUTH is, but so far, I know what it's not. 

                  Now that's profound !

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                    Posted: July 4, 2011, 4:54 am - IP Logged

                    go for 100 pages!

                    ROFL

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                      Posted: July 4, 2011, 9:55 am - IP Logged

                      Ok, forget old ladies, I'll leave them alone, but If anyone else says it..................... WATCH OUT !

                      BTW, you forgot one of my favorite Gods, the "JU JU" God, (spelling?)

                      He/It lives in the mountains of Africa....

                      Ohhh, thanks for the heads-up, joker...

                      Maybe I will meet Him/It someday when I go on safari.... Wink

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                        Posted: July 4, 2011, 10:00 am - IP Logged

                        Just in from the Super Book at the Hilton...they received notice to suspend action on the O/U on this thread.

                        The directive was signed Gulf Oscar Delta.

                        Scared

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                          Posted: July 4, 2011, 10:31 am - IP Logged

                          Gulf Oscar Delta Green laugh

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                            Posted: July 4, 2011, 11:32 am - IP Logged

                            Why do humans have an appendix, or men have nipples?

                            The appendix and nipples on men play no active role. Something wrong with that picture....RED FLAG number 1.

                            Humans share 98% of the genes with Chimps...................................................................................RED FLAG number 2.

                            How can the unverse only be a few thousand years old when it takes the  light from certain galaxies billions of light years to reach Earth?..................................................................RED FLAG number 3.

                            Adam and Eve didn't know right from wrong before eating the apple but were condemned anyway............RED FLAG number 4.

                            How did Noah sustain a Penguin's life with no ice for 40 days?..............................................................................RED FLAG number 5.

                            How can all religions be correct at the same time?.....................................................................................................RED FLAG number 6.

                             

                            Now that's only 6 flags. But the sad part is..... I have about another HUNDRED, If not more RED FLAGS, and counting....

                            I have a few red flags of my own.

                            First it seems to me that someone lied when they took the oath to pretect and defend the US constution.

                            Seems to me the same person wants to engage in illegal acts of gambling offshore.

                            Seems to me that this act envolves not reporting all income to prevent paying taxes.

                            Seems to me that being a US citizen does mot make one an american.

                            To down play one of the most basic human rights of true americans on the 4th of July is an abomination.

                            To flee a country where you would put to death for your views and then trash the country that gave you

                            refuge, freedom, a place to live and oppurtuinty make a good living shows you lack character.

                            I bet the US tax payers funded your family upon your arrival here for at least basic living expence.

                            You think that freedom of speech allows you to say anything on your mind even if it denies the rights

                            given by the first amendement.

                             

                            Why do humans have nipples?  Why not. 

                            Why do humans have appendix? Because we once needed them

                            I once heard that dogs shared the most dna with humans.

                            No where in the bible does it say the world is only 6000 years old.

                            Adam and Eve were told no to eat from the tree.  both knew that they would die if they ate it.

                            I think you should research few things and and not rely on the knowledge of others like yoursellf.

                             

                            PS. GOD helped me win a JP.  Told me to change one setting that resulted in a JP win.

                            RL

                            Working on my Ph.D.  "University of hard Knocks"

                            I will consider the opinion that my winnings are a product of chance if you are willing to consider

                            they are not.  Many great discoveries come while searching for something else

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                              US Flag Trump / 2016 & 2020  

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                              Posted: July 4, 2011, 1:30 pm - IP Logged

                              Just in from the Super Book at the Hilton...they received notice to suspend action on the O/U on this thread.

                              The directive was signed Gulf Oscar Delta.

                              Scared

                              I was in total shock to read that!

                              In fact, I wasn't sure your guy could do that, there would be a huge amount of refunds.  So I checked with my contact, Gary Owens Davis.  He said, believe me, your $100 should be back in your account by tomorrow!

                              OK...but so far I don't see any extra money.

                                 
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