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Maine lottery scratch tickets may get new controversial name

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rdgrnr's avatar - walt
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Posted: March 18, 2013, 10:08 pm - IP Logged

Can you imagane the future defense for the "ladies of the evening."  "I was just offering to buy him a lottery scratch off  ticket."

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    Posted: March 18, 2013, 10:53 pm - IP Logged

    Yeah, Im sure "Win a dollar for every 100 you spend" would sure move sales along.....Green laugh

    Green laughyea, you a right, I guess that's why I did'nt make it as a car salesman.

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      Posted: March 19, 2013, 12:26 am - IP Logged

      This is the most ignorant (proposed) lottery decision ever. When I first saw this, I thought is this a joke?  They had to have the public decide this for them?  I can only imagine what the work culture must be like in the Maine lottery. I hope this makes the rounds of the late night talk show jokes. 

      Dear Maine Lottery:

      You may want to implement some internal anti-sexual harassment seminars. No one with half a brain would have even contemplated a move like this. It is not even a close call. You make my state lottery look good. A first grader could have provided you a list of better names.

      Yep, makes me wonder how the person who came up with the idea got the job in the first place ? Or was it something that transpired that day?  Another dumb idea born from the janitors room, hehehehehe

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        Posted: March 19, 2013, 12:28 am - IP Logged

        Can you imagane the future defense for the "ladies of the evening."  "I was just offering to buy him a lottery scratch off  ticket."

        hehehehehehehe lmao

        Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

        For a lead role in a cage?

         

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          Posted: March 19, 2013, 12:48 am - IP Logged

          Dear Penthouse,

          Recently while traveling in Maine I stopped for gas and while I was in line to pay I was looking at the lotto slips for the Maine lottery and an attractive female in the line said, "Do you like Kwikies?"

          I had seen the bumber sticklers  and souveneir license plates in Kentucky that said Kentucky- Fast Horses and Faster Women- and for a moment thought, "This is incredible, they've outdone Kentucky......"Well, she and I started talking and ............

          The next day I went to a different gas station and one of the Kwikies I bought the previous day was a winner. When I went to cash it the female clerk looked at me and said, "Would you like another Kwikie?"

          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

          Lep

          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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            Posted: March 19, 2013, 2:18 am - IP Logged

            Dear Penthouse,

            Recently while traveling in Maine I stopped for gas and while I was in line to pay I was looking at the lotto slips for the Maine lottery and an attractive female in the line said, "Do you like Kwikies?"

            I had seen the bumber sticklers  and souveneir license plates in Kentucky that said Kentucky- Fast Horses and Faster Women- and for a moment thought, "This is incredible, they've outdone Kentucky......"Well, she and I started talking and ............

            The next day I went to a different gas station and one of the Kwikies I bought the previous day was a winner. When I went to cash it the female clerk looked at me and said, "Would you like another Kwikie?"

            did this story happen in Bangor, Maine?

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              Posted: March 19, 2013, 3:07 am - IP Logged

              How much you charge for a kwikie mam?

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                Posted: March 19, 2013, 7:29 am - IP Logged

                How much you charge for a kwikie mam?

                For you sir.........your kwikie will be a freebee.   Hippy

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                  Posted: March 19, 2013, 7:31 am - IP Logged

                  Can you imagane the future defense for the "ladies of the evening."  "I was just offering to buy him a lottery scratch off  ticket."

                  Good one Smile

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                    Posted: March 19, 2013, 8:14 am - IP Logged

                    How much you charge for a kwikie mam?

                    Yep, someone at Maine lottery clearly needs to rethink things through.

                    Did you exchange a walk on part in the war ?

                    For a lead role in a cage?

                     

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                      Posted: March 19, 2013, 8:50 am - IP Logged

                      I agree most female will definitely feel uncomfortable with the name. It will be nice to change the name, something that is catchy but at the same time comfortable for both gender.

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                        Posted: March 19, 2013, 11:01 am - IP Logged

                        I agree most female will definitely feel uncomfortable with the name. It will be nice to change the name, something that is catchy but at the same time comfortable for both gender.

                        An "Expedite"?

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                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                          Posted: March 19, 2013, 11:05 am - IP Logged

                          Can you imagane the future defense for the "ladies of the evening."  "I was just offering to buy him a lottery scratch off  ticket."

                          Green laughGreen laughGreen laugh.Holy <snap!>, you did not disappoint. When I first read the story I yelled...."Seriously? You are kidding right?"

                           

                                Green laughGreen laugh

                           

                           

                            I noticed, the best the luxuries in life, come from our happy desire to obtain them............

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                            Posted: March 19, 2013, 1:11 pm - IP Logged

                            I don't think Sugarbritches would understand if I told her I was goin' out for a quickie. Hit With Stick

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                              Posted: March 19, 2013, 1:26 pm - IP Logged

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