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Golfing Buddy...
True Friendship Among Golfing Buddies This guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to her tirade. My bloody hair makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** d...
Feb 1, 2015, 12:44 pm - emilyg

Golf Ball
How can you throw a golf ball with all your might and, without hitting a wall or any other obstruction, have the ball stop and come right back to you?...
Mar 3, 2013, 12:21 pm - ochoop17

Instead of Golf Competitions Make it a Abs/Crunches Competition: & Thoughts
is better...Dont have much to say today, ive been busy too but i thought i say this... Instead of Golf Competitions do Abs or Crunches Competitions... Some Thoughts: i wa thinking, hospitala could have a locker in the middle of the road halfway to the hospital and have in it a vaccine/needle with the antidote to spiders or snakes, that way when someone gets bitten they can call the hospital for the combination of the locker, proof they got in...
Jul 14, 2011, 11:52 pm - pumpi76

Graeme McDowell holds off Havret for title
Updated: June 20, 2010 10:30 PM ET McDowell holds off Havret for title Associated Press PEBBLE BEACH, Calif. -- In a U.S. Open with golf's biggest stars on the leaderboard, it was Graeme McDowell who played like one. McDowell seized control afte...
Jun 20, 2010, 11:32 pm - NBey6

Report: Wife to divorce Woods
Updated: December 17, 2009, 11:22 AM ET Report: Wife to divorce Woods ESPN.com news services Elin Nordegren, the wife of Tiger Woods, will seek a divorce, ABC News.com is reporting. A source close to Nordegren told the Web site on Wednesday that a divorce is 100 percent on. [+] Enlarge...
Dec 17, 2009, 11:46 am - NBey6

Tiger Woods injured in car accident
Friday, 11.27.09 Miami Herald Tiger Woods involved in car accident outside home Tiger Woods sustained facial lacerations after running into a fire hydrant and tree with his SUV outside of his home. Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window of a sport utility vehicle and pulled her hus...
Nov 27, 2009, 10:41 pm - truesee

Golf Injury
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace. He sat down and asked his pal what happened. Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough, replied his friend. Then I met a lady who was looking for her ball too. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lift...
Aug 18, 2009, 8:36 am - ochoop17

Stranded On A Desert Island
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.... Man: Hi! Am I ever happy to see you. Girl: Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette? Man: It's been ten years! With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette. Man: Oh thank you so much! Girl: So tell me how long its been sin...
Jul 14, 2009, 8:21 am - ochoop17

a cute joke
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, Windy, isn t it? No, the second man replied, it s Thursday. The third man chimed in, So am I. Let s have a beer....
Jul 24, 2008, 4:20 pm - angelm

Perfect Weather
Although it was very chilly last night and the temperature dropped down to 42 degrees, I didn't need to run the air conditioning (yay!) and got some fresh air. No matter how often I change the filter, the inside air is stale dusty, and I sneeze constantly. So this is a nice treat! Right now it is 58, which is very cold for South Florida, but it feels refreshing to me. Tonight it will dip down again below 50, but will rise to the mid 70s by Tues afte...
Dec 17, 2007, 2:32 pm - justxploring