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The recession is so bad...
THIS RECESSION IS SO BAD ................ .....I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. .....CEOs are now playing miniature golf. .....Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. .....A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. ......I met a polygamist with only one wife. .....If the bank returns your check marked Insufficient Funds, you call them and ask if...
Apr 25, 2011, 7:29 pm - jarasan

Eye On The Ball
How was your game, dear? asked Jack's wife Tracy. Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight has gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went, he answered. But you're 75 years old, Jack! admonished his wife, Why don't you take my brother Scott along? But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore, protested Jack. But he's got perfect eyesight. He would wat...
May 14, 2010, 8:29 am - ochoop17

People of LP Pray for me...
I just heard that they are planning on changing the price of a ticket from 1.00 to 1.50....Totally make me fall into a state of not feeling well as in a head ache.... Guys i thought i had a convincing system i was going to work on it further and then i was going to travel to the USA whenever the opportunity permitted it, look what happen...Have any of you all seen my systems i think they are very powerful...Why didnt the lottery did this 2 years from now, of all the state, they pick...
Mar 13, 2010, 3:11 am - pumpi76

Eat your dogs and cats!
PARIS (AFP) Man's best friend could be one of the environment's worst enemies, according to a new study which says the carbon pawprint of a pet dog is more than double that of a gas-guzzling sports utility vehicle. But the revelation in the book Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living by New Zealanders Robert and Brenda Vale has angered pet owners who feel they are being singled out as troublemakers. The Vales, specialists in sustainab...
Dec 22, 2009, 9:35 am - jarasan

Report: Doctor being probed for PEDs
Updated: December 15, 2009, 12:39 AM ET Report: Doctor being probed for PEDs Associated Press NEW YORK -- A Canadian doctor who has treated golfer Tiger Woods, swimmer Dara Torres and NFL players is suspected of providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs, according to a newspaper report. The New York Times repo...
Dec 15, 2009, 1:34 am - NBey6

Shrieks distract from matches
Monday, June 29, 2009 Evert: Shrieks distract from matches Reuters SYDNEY -- Tennis great Chris Evert has joined the chorus of complaints about the noise level in women's tennis, saying the grunting was getti...
Jun 29, 2009, 3:22 pm - NBey6

ATM ripped out of bank wall
Saturday, June 13, 2009 ATM ripped out of bank wall The scene of the ATM raid at the Bank of Ireland in Graiguenamanagh, Co Kilkenny, yesterday. Four masked men stole a JCB mechanical digger and drove it into the front...
Jun 13, 2009, 2:45 pm - truesee

Risks and risk taking
Morning blogsters: Today marks an event I never expected to see. That old star that's about to light things up is going to shake its head and shrug when it looks down and sees there I am again, come spang around it one more time. Back in the late 1970s I had occasion to spend some time looking around nursing...
Nov 19, 2005, 8:15 am - Rip Snorter

Internet Romance
So I decided it would be lots of fun to join the internet dating scene. put a little mystery into the mix .... small towns being such as they are. A girlfriend had done this, but she ended up with a bridge playing antique buff who I thought was a little over the top as some sensitive new age guy , but then she may have lowered her standards. I signed up for something called e-harmony. They had th...
Nov 7, 2005, 1:24 pm - cowgirlpoet

Shoot Or Don't Shoot ?? ??
Shoot or Don't Shoot ~ A man returns home a day early from a business trip....
Jun 24, 2017, 7:00 pm - eddessaknight