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Lottery Jokes
Did you hear about the moron who lost $50 on the football game?
$25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
Jul 26, 2012, 11:19 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
Lottery Jokes
This one is a keeper!!!
Jul 26, 2012, 11:11 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
Lottery Jokes
I don't believe in luck, but then how else do you explain other people doing so well?
Jul 26, 2012, 10:30 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
Lottery Jokes
Don't believe in superstition---- it brings bad luck.
Jul 26, 2012, 10:25 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
Lottery Jokes
For every set of horseshoes humans use for luck, somewhere in this world there is a barefoot horse.
Allan Sherman
Jul 26, 2012, 10:16 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
Lottery Jokes
A man rushes into the house and yells to his wife, Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California Lottery!
Martha replies, Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?
The man replies, I don't care. Just so long as your out of the house by noon!
Jul 26, 2012, 10:13 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
Lottery Jokes
OK, I have a couple.
Michael was never considered the brighest guy in town. So one day when he was seen driving a shiny new sports car, everyone asked what happened. I won the lottery, he answered.
How did you guess the number, someone asked.
Well, for 3 straight nights I dreamed of the number 8. Then I realized that 3 times 8 is 32, so I picked number 32. Sure enough number 32 came up and now I'm a rich man.
You idiot, said the person, 3 times 8 is 24.
Really said Michael.
Jul 26, 2012, 10:07 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
Lottery Jokes
I don't think I know any CLEAN jokes....
Jul 26, 2012, 9:49 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
New member, breaking ice!
AG,
Welcome to the LP. Anything you need or want to know about the draws is easy to find. Go to the quick links on the left, click on lottery results , the state, then payouts. You can also use results in the blue bar on top. Or do a search, or just ask us!
We'll help ya!!! Good Luck!!!
Jul 20, 2012, 9:25 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum
Has anyone tried the Robert Walsh Pick 3 or 4 Lottery System?
Davey and Goliath, that was so long ago...
Jul 12, 2012, 8:38 pm - grwurston - Lottery Discussion Forum