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Amazing Grace's avatar - lion
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Posted: March 23, 2006, 9:02 am - IP Logged

Every stupid questions deserves a stupid answer.

Have you had a stupid question lately and how did you answer that.

I like it when some one gives me a new hat and you friend says where did you get that from.

It has Dodge wrote all over it so usually Ill tell them I got it from the Ford dealer.

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    Posted: March 23, 2006, 9:09 am - IP Logged

    i got a mcdonalds hamburger from burger king yesterday......Banana

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      Posted: March 23, 2006, 9:11 am - IP Logged

      I got Pepsi out of a Coke machine!(actually true though)

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        Posted: March 23, 2006, 10:44 am - IP Logged

        I pulled into a gas station the other day. Guy comes out.
        Did your tire go flat. I said no. Told him I was driving around
        and the other 3 tires just swelled right up.

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          Posted: March 23, 2006, 2:22 pm - IP Logged

          How do you answer a question that is none of the other person's business?

           

          I ask back.. "Why do you want to know?"

          Stops them dead in their tracks.. lol

           

          This post was really funny...

          Here is a question I get in the store that cracks me up...

          People will ask.."Can I get a carton of (name of cigarettes) to go?

          I mean.. they say "To Go".. I want to say.. nope you have to smoke all 200 of them here...

           

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            Posted: March 23, 2006, 3:32 pm - IP Logged

            lol...funny thread. I liked the 'carton to go', 'no you gotta smoke them all here'.

            Tntea's "why do you want to know?" answer is an old Ann Landers suggested reply and it DOES stop them in their tracks. I accompany it with a real quizzical expression like the person asked me "Do you know the way to San Jose?"   What?

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              Posted: March 23, 2006, 11:53 pm - IP Logged

              I have got to buy a carton of Carlton's from TnTea. 

              What will you do when I say "OK" and start smoking?  If I smoke all 200 before I leave the store, do I still have to pay for them?

                Can I also play a few scratch-offs while I"m puffing away?  Do you have a scratch-off counter or do I have to go elsewhere to scratch? 

              How far away is the nearest hospital?  Do they have an iron lung?

               


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                Posted: March 24, 2006, 1:04 am - IP Logged

                I live in Florida and during the rainy season, many many puddles, small lakes, and other pockets of water are obviously formed after consecutive downpours, during a particular week.

                I routinely have passengers in the airport limo I drive ask me if it's been raining.

                Short of losing my job, I would just love to be able to say:

                "NO,,,,, THERE'S A WATER TRUCK GOING AROUND.........

                Like that funny comedian said about stupid people.

                They should wear a sign. I should answer my passengers, who ask me about the rain, and then say....here's your sign....LOL

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                  Posted: March 24, 2006, 2:02 am - IP Logged

                  I love stupid questions!!!

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                    Posted: March 24, 2006, 9:16 am - IP Logged

                    If you like to read about stupid things that people do ...then go to dumbcrooks.comParty

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                      Posted: March 24, 2006, 6:56 pm - IP Logged
                      Tntea "

                      Here is a question I get in the store that cracks me up...

                      People will ask.."Can I get a carton of (name of cigarettes) to go?

                      I mean.. they say "To Go".. I want to say.. nope you have to smoke all 200 of them here..."

                       

                      ROFL

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                        Posted: March 24, 2006, 7:06 pm - IP Logged

                        I got Pepsi out of a Coke machine!(actually true though)

                        i've done this too.i've even had a bubba cola pop out of the machine.thats right folks bubba cola!


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                          Posted: March 24, 2006, 7:15 pm - IP Logged

                          I got Pepsi out of a Coke machine!(actually true though)

                          i've done this too.i've even had a bubba cola pop out of the machine.thats right folks bubba cola!

                          That's because you probably bought the soda in TN. LOL

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                            Posted: March 24, 2006, 7:21 pm - IP Logged

                            you mean they don't have bubba cola in new york?,lol!!


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                              Posted: March 24, 2006, 7:24 pm - IP Logged

                              I don't know. I've never seen it. They have Bubba Burgers here in Florida though.....LOL

                              10 pound box of frozen patties. They're actually not to bad. Just sprinkle some of Mrs. dash on it. All flavor, no salt.