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Happy Birthday CalifDude!!

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Pa
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Posted: March 24, 2006, 5:37 pm - IP Logged

Happy BIRTHDAY C D Wish you the best for the year


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    Posted: March 24, 2006, 5:42 pm - IP Logged

    Happy Birthday CD.. May you have great blessings and Joy for years to comeSun Smiley

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      Posted: March 24, 2006, 6:35 pm - IP Logged

      >I forgot to drink my wine last night!  I normally have about 2 swallows before bed.  I poured it and it was still there this morning! 

      Hmm...

      You know you're getting old when...
      A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"

      Your mind bets you can do the simple physical tasks you've always done, and your body bets you can't...and gives odds.

      You've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

      Your body makes the same noises as your coffee maker.

      You realize you've reached your sexpiration date.

      Half of the items in your shopping cart say "For Fast Relief".

      You settle for a workout video titled "Buns of Putty"

      When your wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran.

      You and your teeth don't sleep together.

      You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you're not wearing any.

      Your train of thought frequently derails.

      At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

      You wake up, you look like your driver's license picture.

      Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

      Your little black book contains only names beginning with Dr.
      Happy Birthday CD!

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        Posted: March 24, 2006, 6:41 pm - IP Logged

        Thank you, EVERYONE!

        Truecritic .... was that supposed to be funny?

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        Or have you been watching me!!

        Thank you very much for the laughs!!

         


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          Posted: March 24, 2006, 6:43 pm - IP Logged

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            Posted: March 24, 2006, 6:49 pm - IP Logged

            Thank you, PacAttack.

             

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              Posted: March 24, 2006, 6:50 pm - IP Logged

                  " Happy Birthday"

                          CD.

              Hope you have a great day.. 

                                                           

                                                             "  When Injustice Becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty "

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                Posted: March 24, 2006, 6:50 pm - IP Logged

                Thank you very much, MD.

                 

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                  Posted: March 24, 2006, 8:54 pm - IP Logged

                  PartyHappy Birthday CD Partyhope you have a fun winning day !!!

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                    Posted: March 24, 2006, 9:29 pm - IP Logged

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                      Posted: March 24, 2006, 9:55 pm - IP Logged

                      >I forgot to drink my wine last night!  I normally have about 2 swallows before bed.  I poured it and it was still there this morning! 

                      Hmm...

                      You know you're getting old when...
                      A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"

                      Your mind bets you can do the simple physical tasks you've always done, and your body bets you can't...and gives odds.

                      You've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

                      Your body makes the same noises as your coffee maker.

                      You realize you've reached your sexpiration date.

                      Half of the items in your shopping cart say "For Fast Relief".

                      You settle for a workout video titled "Buns of Putty"

                      When your wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran.

                      You and your teeth don't sleep together.

                      You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you're not wearing any.

                      Your train of thought frequently derails.

                      At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

                      You wake up, you look like your driver's license picture.

                      Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

                      Your little black book contains only names beginning with Dr.
                      Happy Birthday CD!

                      True Critic, you gotta send me a copy of that!

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                        Posted: March 25, 2006, 12:30 pm - IP Logged

                        Happy Birthday CD

                        sorry I'm late!

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                          Posted: March 25, 2006, 8:00 pm - IP Logged

                          No problem, Kimberlee.  Thank you very much.

                           

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                            Posted: March 25, 2006, 10:35 pm - IP Logged

                            Sorry I'm late also CD . Didnt know it was your birthday.

                                    Happy Birthday CD.

                                                                                  Belated.

                             

                             Good Luck,

                            Blackie.                           

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                              Posted: March 25, 2006, 10:48 pm - IP Logged

                              Not a problem, Blackie.  Thank you for the belated birthday wishes.