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New lotto motto's

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In the wake of all the lawsuits I have come up with a few new lotto motto's.

 

Play safe, play alone

or

You can't win if you don't play alone.

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    Please feel free to add your motto below... Cheers

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      Team up with yourself, you'll be glad you did.

      "Split how many ways, stupid?"
      (Telly Savals as Big Joe in Kelley's Heroes)

      No lotto partners, no partners claiming split jackpots 

      Better to solo and hit than to partner up and wish you didn't

       

       

       

       

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        How about:

        I WANT ALL THE MONEY FOR ME !

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        How can you tell if a politician is lying?

        Answer: His lips are moving.

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          those are some good mottos...

          mine is.......I PLAY WITH MYSELF.

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            BananaI play alone.  And I never win the big bucks.

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              SPEND THE DOUGH AND YOU MIGHT WIN-YOU NEVER KNOW!!

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                those are some good mottos...

                mine is.......I PLAY WITH MYSELF.

                OW ! I didn't need to know that. LOL

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                How can you tell if a politician is lying?

                Answer: His lips are moving.

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                  Don't Mess With The Texas Lottery, We Know Best!

                  Shut Up and Send Us Your Money!

                  Orangeman                   Drum

                   

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                    those are some good mottos...

                    mine is.......I PLAY WITH MYSELF.

                     

                                                                                   Blushy 





                    love to nibble those micey feet.

                     

                                                 

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                      I think it would be  - I play by myself. It's a lot harder (no pun intended) to make money playing with yourself outside of adult entertainment.

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                        oops.i meant play by myself,lol

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                          Thinking of the instant game lawsuits...How about

                          " never scratch in front of anyone"

                           

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                            Or how about a new scratcher called:

                            Scratch and Sue!

                            Or the lastest lotto game from MUSL:

                            Sue for Life!

                            And of course if you "wisely" purchase the suitaplier option you can multiply your share of someone else's prize by up to 5 times the amount the jury awards you. 

                            Jim 


                            Money frees you from doing things you dislike.  Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.  - Groucho Marx

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                              Or how about a new scratcher called:

                              Scratch and Sue!

                              Or the lastest lotto game from MUSL:

                              Sue for Life!

                              And of course if you "wisely" purchase the suitaplier option you can multiply your share of someone else's prize by up to 5 times the amount the jury awards you. 

                              Jim 

                              So how come they don't have "scratch and sniff" scratch-off lottery tickets?

                              Like if you get a winner, it smells like money. Big Smile

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                              How can you tell if a politician is lying?

                              Answer: His lips are moving.