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You might be a Lotto Nut...

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Posted: April 5, 2007, 6:37 pm - IP Logged

Figured I'd start this thread kinda like Jeff Foxworthy you might be a Redneck ...LOL 

You might be a Lotto nut,

If every time you see a clock you try to figure out what Vtrac the time is!!!! 

If it weren't for Vtracs and STXS where would we be?

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    Posted: April 5, 2007, 7:02 pm - IP Logged

    LOL!!

    good one!

     

    also you might be a lotto nut when everytime you see the time of day on the sign outside the bank you think they are the midday cash 3 numbers....

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      Posted: April 5, 2007, 7:24 pm - IP Logged

      Every time I see a number I convert to vtracs, really frustrating at times.

      If you play your numbers way early for fear the storm will knock out the sattelite dish for lottery machines. Or if they call for a really big snow storm.

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        Posted: April 5, 2007, 8:55 pm - IP Logged

        You might be a lotto nut if your dog's names are Quick Pick, Scratch Off and Mega Balls.

        Quando Porca Volare!

        drunk hobbit

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          Posted: April 5, 2007, 9:00 pm - IP Logged

          You might be a lotto nut if your dog's names are Quick Pick, Scratch Off and Mega Balls.

              Good one,pigs!

          I'm still trying to think of one. We've got some stiff competition here,I see.

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            Posted: April 5, 2007, 9:18 pm - IP Logged

            You might be a lottery nut if...

            Every time you see a quarter you get the urge to scratch.

            Your wife gets into bed wearing a black silk teddie and says  "Rollover, Honey" and all you can think about is next week's jackpot. 

            Or maybe...you won't give your dog a treat until he's rolled over 30 times.

            You get pulled over by a cop for speeding.  He hands you the ticket and you pay him a dollar.

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              Posted: April 5, 2007, 9:43 pm - IP Logged

              Still thinking.  (for me, that's dangerous!)  Anyway, I was trying to keep this clean (after all I am a proper lady!)  but...

               

              You might be a lottery nut if...

              Your new hot date says "how 'bout a 3-way" and you ask "is that straight or box?"

              You measure, weigh and calibrate your balls twice a week and run through a few pre-tests before the official play.

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                Posted: April 5, 2007, 10:22 pm - IP Logged

                You may be a lotto nut

                if you recite the tag number on a car and not be able to tell the color , make, or model

                     OLD/Vtrac   Lottery Bible         Double Warnings      Thumbs Up TN F34/F44

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                  Posted: April 5, 2007, 11:25 pm - IP Logged

                  you might be a redneck lotto player if you choose your numbers by how many teeth your relatives have:
                  grandma=3 teeth
                  grandpa=6 teeth
                  uncle=9 teeth
                  number to play=369

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                    Posted: April 5, 2007, 11:25 pm - IP Logged

                    You all, are so funny! Keep up the good work.

                    You might be a lotto nut if your dart board is a picture of Jack Whittaker.

                    Quando Porca Volare!

                    drunk hobbit

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                      Posted: April 5, 2007, 11:39 pm - IP Logged

                      You might be a lotto nut if, you leave the waitress six numbers for a tip instead of money.

                      Quando Porca Volare!

                      drunk hobbit

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                        Posted: April 5, 2007, 11:45 pm - IP Logged

                        You might be a lotto nut if every time you see random numbers, you think they are good lotto numbers and when they are above 56, you add each digit together so you will get a "good" number lol!

                        Sun Smiley I got my fingers crossed ready to win!!! Sun Smiley

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                          Posted: April 5, 2007, 11:58 pm - IP Logged

                          "You might be a Lotto Nut..."

                           ..If you have the 800 number for the game you play memorized (for those times you can't get to your 'puter)

                          If you guess your grocery bill before the clerk tells you the total, you had it exactly, so you play it as a Pick 4!

                          If you look at the posted Hymn numbers at church on sunday and make them your Pick 3's for the week!

                          Scared

                          If you've went out of your way on a trip to go into another state just to play their lotto.

                          If you've looked at college or pro football scores to find recurring numbers - to in  the next drawing.

                          Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                          Lep

                          There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                            Posted: April 6, 2007, 12:11 am - IP Logged

                            If you cannnot leave your street without copying license plate numbers down to play your P3 or p4 numbers!!

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                              Posted: April 6, 2007, 12:29 am - IP Logged

                              "You might be a Lotto Nut..."

                               ..If you have the 800 number for the game you play memorized (for those times you can't get to your 'puter)

                              If you guess your grocery bill before the clerk tells you the total, you had it exactly, so you play it as a Pick 4!

                              If you look at the posted Hymn numbers at church on sunday and make them your Pick 3's for the week!

                              Scared

                              If you've went out of your way on a trip to go into another state just to play their lotto.

                              If you've looked at college or pro football scores to find recurring numbers - to in  the next drawing.

                              The last two makes my brother and I lotto nuts...I sure did use the BCS football scores to pick PB/MM numbers.  Also, if the Cubbies or Sox get back to the post season, I use...then again, since there seems to be a curse on the Cubs, I might really want to use their season numbers...I might be waiting until I'm walking around with a walker in the nursing home if I'm betting on using their post-season numbers!  Go Sox!

                              Get MONEY!!! Winning a JACKPOT lottery is all the HOPE and CHANGE I desire!!!  NOW give me MONEY!US Flag

                              The guy who won the presidency in 2008 really won the lottery...he is now millions richer, travels in first class style, and even has a staff that would be the envy of the richest Powerball winner (she has a staff of 2). Every night he goes to sleep, he probably plays the close of Dave Chappelle's Show: I'm rich beyatch!