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You might be a Lotto Nut...

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Posted: April 6, 2007, 12:34 am - IP Logged

You might be a lotto nut if you can't stay off Lottery Post for more than 5 minutes.

 

                               

              

 

 

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    Posted: April 6, 2007, 12:35 am - IP Logged

    "You might be a Lotto Nut..."

    if the first thing you say to your friend/brother/sister, "Did you hit last night?!" instead of asking how they are doing!

     

    You might be a lotto nut if you spend more than 90% of your conversation time talking about the lottery...near miss, quarky number sequence drawn, latest winner gossip....

    Get MONEY!!! Winning a JACKPOT lottery is all the HOPE and CHANGE I desire!!!  NOW give me MONEY!US Flag

    The guy who won the presidency in 2008 really won the lottery...he is now millions richer, travels in first class style, and even has a staff that would be the envy of the richest Powerball winner (she has a staff of 2). Every night he goes to sleep, he probably plays the close of Dave Chappelle's Show: I'm rich beyatch!

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      Posted: April 6, 2007, 1:01 am - IP Logged

      You might be a lotto nut if, you order Chinese food only for the fortune cookie.

      Quando Porca Volare!

      drunk hobbit

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        Posted: April 6, 2007, 1:24 am - IP Logged

        "You might be a Lotto Nut..."

        if the first thing you say to your friend/brother/sister, "Did you hit last night?!" instead of asking how they are doing!

         

        You might be a lotto nut if you spend more than 90% of your conversation time talking about the lottery...near miss, quarky number sequence drawn, latest winner gossip....

        wow i have to admit i was in this category if you use the definition but i found out about LP now my friends and family are spared having to hear me talk about the lottery so much now i have a place to go with people who love to play as much as i do or at least talk about playing.

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          Posted: April 6, 2007, 9:03 am - IP Logged

          I really don't know...

          Shawn is partying today....

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          Thank you guys and keep it coming.

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            Posted: April 6, 2007, 9:05 am - IP Logged

            Still thinking.  (for me, that's dangerous!)  Anyway, I was trying to keep this clean (after all I am a proper lady!)  but...

             

            You might be a lottery nut if...

            Your new hot date says "how 'bout a 3-way" and you ask "is that straight or box?"

            You measure, weigh and calibrate your balls twice a week and run through a few pre-tests before the official play.

            LOL..LOL..LOL..Good one Justxploring..

            "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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              Posted: April 6, 2007, 9:07 am - IP Logged

              LOL..nice one Anhel..yall got it going on in here..very nice thread..

              "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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                Posted: April 6, 2007, 9:07 am - IP Logged

                LOL..nice one Angel..yall got it going on in here..very nice thread..

                "Attention all Mathematicians: Check your degree at the door because when it comes to whole numbers you are the Amateur"

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                  Posted: April 6, 2007, 9:20 am - IP Logged

                  You might be a lotto nut if, you order Chinese food only for the fortune cookie.

                  I did the other day!  Green laugh

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                    Posted: April 6, 2007, 11:57 am - IP Logged

                    You might be a lotto nut if, your idea of a family vacation is to cross state lines to play a different lottery.

                    Quando Porca Volare!

                    drunk hobbit

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                      Posted: April 6, 2007, 12:04 pm - IP Logged

                      You might be a lotto nut if, your idea of a family vacation is to cross state lines to play a different lottery.

                      This one is me, when we go to metropolis, I get Ky, and Illinois,

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                        Posted: April 6, 2007, 2:54 pm - IP Logged

                        Make that ideal not idea. Why do I only find my typos after I post. Type

                        Quando Porca Volare!

                        drunk hobbit

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                          Posted: April 6, 2007, 3:33 pm - IP Logged

                          Very funny thread!!!

                          You might be a lotto nut if...

                          ...you colored ping pong balls instead of eggs for Easter.

                          Posted 4/6:  IL Pick 3 midday and evening until they hit:  555, 347 (str8).


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                            Posted: April 6, 2007, 3:38 pm - IP Logged

                            You may be a lotto nut, if your five year old granddaughter tells her mother on the phone that after a bath, she will get a story read to her after Nonna does her "numbers".

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                              Posted: April 6, 2007, 3:54 pm - IP Logged

                              Still thinking.  (for me, that's dangerous!)  Anyway, I was trying to keep this clean (after all I am a proper lady!)  but...

                               

                              You might be a lottery nut if...

                              Your new hot date says "how 'bout a 3-way" and you ask "is that straight or box?"

                              You measure, weigh and calibrate your balls twice a week and run through a few pre-tests before the official play.

                              Justxploring-

                              You went south of the border on that one.  For a proper lady anyway.  I'm still laughing at yours and a few others here.  LP members are showing some new colors today!