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Zeta Reticuli Star System
United States
Member #30,469
January 17, 2006
11,788 Posts
OfflineYou win a jackpot, it's in a non-anonymous state, and you have to appear at a press conference.
But (just for fun), you can come disguised.
What's your disguise? Masks are allowed but think of one with masks not allowed, too.
Have fun.
Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.
There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
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You live a life of abundance! You have won the lottery! Belief creates reality! Believe!
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I'd spend a good amount of money looking like the caveman in those Geico commercials.
The first thing I would say is..."It's so easy, even a caveman can win"...lol
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Y'know how everybody's always talking about how winners should be allowed to remain anonymous no matter where they live?
Anybody brave enough to take a bullet for the cause?
Show up without having showered, shaved, brushed your teeth, or combed your hair for a week. Wear the same clothes you slept in which should be dirty. Spit chaw every 5 seconds, have bad aim and occasionally and hit a lottery official. No matter what question the press asks you, tell them what rotten SOBs the lottery officials are, how they're rude, condescending, and treat you like crap. Accuse them of everything you can get away with without being sued. Do your research, and if there's a lottery official who worked in another capacity for the local or state govt, confront him/her about how bad of a job they did, how they're the cause of the entire state going to hell in a handbasket. When the press asks particularly inane questions, yell at them, ask why they're not doing something important like working for world peace or exposing all the graft and corruption in this &*@ state. In other words, just make the entire news conference an absolute nightmare for them.
Think they'd get gunshy after the 2nd or 3rd winner who did that, and decide requiring the winner be identified isn't such a great idea? Prolly not, huh.
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Y'know how everybody's always talking about how winners should be allowed to remain anonymous no matter where they live?
Anybody brave enough to take a bullet for the cause?
Show up without having showered, shaved, brushed your teeth, or combed your hair for a week. Wear the same clothes you slept in which should be dirty. Spit chaw every 5 seconds, have bad aim and occasionally and hit a lottery official. No matter what question the press asks you, tell them what rotten SOBs the lottery officials are, how they're rude, condescending, and treat you like crap. Accuse them of everything you can get away with without being sued. Do your research, and if there's a lottery official who worked in another capacity for the local or state govt, confront him/her about how bad of a job they did, how they're the cause of the entire state going to hell in a handbasket. When the press asks particularly inane questions, yell at them, ask why they're not doing something important like working for world peace or exposing all the graft and corruption in this &*@ state. In other words, just make the entire news conference an absolute nightmare for them.
Think they'd get gunshy after the 2nd or 3rd winner who did that, and decide requiring the winner be identified isn't such a great idea? Prolly not, huh.
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The way I figure, If I go disguised as this I'll be able to take the money and run....!
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Zeta Reticuli Star System
United States
Member #30,469
January 17, 2006
11,788 Posts
OfflineExcellent!
OK, I ws thinking, whatever you are, how ever you normally dress, go opposite. If you hate the Yankes, wear a Yankee hat. If you're normally grunge, get all dressed up, and vice versa.
Do that so people who know you that saw "the guy" or "the girl" up there with the lotto officals being handed the big promo check would say, "Naw, that wasn't him (or her). They'd never wear a Yankee hat, that's for sure".
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Maybe even do something liike hire a Hollywood make up and wardrboe artist to make you look just like Hillary Clinton or edwards, so when they ask for campaign contributioins, even their own supporters would be thinking, "Yeah, right, they win $ _ _ _ million and still want campaign contributions."
Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.
There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
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You win a jackpot, it's in a non-anonymous state, and you have to appear at a press conference.
But (just for fun), you can come disguised.
What's your disguise? Masks are allowed but think of one with masks not allowed, too.
Have fun.
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