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Posted: August 23, 2007, 7:40 pm - IP Logged

A friend sent me an e-mail about a contest thas was done for the "third biggest lie" after "One size fits all" and "Your check is in the mail".

It had things like "We promote from within" and "the job goes to the best qualified."

So I thought maybe we could have some fun and make some up adapted to lotto:

"Thinking you will win the biggest jackpot ever will win it for you"

"There is a system to beat any lotto"

"The most I ever play is $1 a drawing" 

"I play $ _ _  every draw and I'm even or up a little at the end of the year" 

Keep it going.....

Wink

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

    Tenaj's avatar - michellea
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    Posted: August 23, 2007, 8:19 pm - IP Logged

    What?I've never had to reload my account.  I'm playing with their money.

    and

    Big GrinI can't play pick 4s and hit them straight like I used to because of the new legislature. 

    takeemtothebank

      justxploring's avatar - villiarna
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      Posted: August 23, 2007, 8:39 pm - IP Logged

      "How do you feel about winning $300 million, Mrs. Fatbucks?" 

      "Oh, we're very happy, but we're not going to let it affect us.  Life will go on as usual. Right now we're planning to stop at Home Depot on the way home and buy that new trash can we were looking at in the paper.  Bill here has to get up early to go to work at the factory." 

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        Posted: August 23, 2007, 8:52 pm - IP Logged

        Since security and the integrity of our games is our foremost concern we have decided to swith to an RNG.  The new drawings will be both fun and exciting.  They will also be safe and secure.  We're doing this to keep up with industry trends and to continue to fund education in our state.

        Jim


        Money frees you from doing things you dislike.  Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.  - Groucho Marx


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          Posted: August 23, 2007, 9:00 pm - IP Logged

          Just close your eyes and wish really hard to win a JP, and for world peace. Trust me it works like clockwork.

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            Posted: August 23, 2007, 10:58 pm - IP Logged

            I know if I step forward and choose cash option, I will not have financial problems later in life.

             

                                           

                          

             

             

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              Posted: August 23, 2007, 11:14 pm - IP Logged

              From a lottery official:

              "We feel that going from a mechanical to a computerized drawing will be much mor efficient and benfit both the lottery and our pllayers." 

              Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

              Lep

              There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                Posted: August 23, 2007, 11:21 pm - IP Logged

                <gets out my books ,hmm where to start.............

                I used to ask God to help me, now i just play the lotto for help

                We are too busy to worry about bills and such! , where the money will come form we just dont know, so we just play the lotto it be fine.

                My Wife told me, "you win the lotto someday,  you'll be fine.......... then she left me for a other man! 

                EACH soul has the potentially Divine power to win the lotto! 

                The goal is to give my lotto money away to anyone who asks,  i get even richer! . i love the law of karma!

                It is worth while to win the lotto?

                Cant get laid? , You could probably try hitting the lotto, its a faster way to get laid! 

                we consider to much good luck a bad thing! 

                Good luck is the lazy man's estimate of the great power of LOA in action!

                It is very easy to Win the jackpot if you just follow my beliefs! set forth here in my post

                "p.s. i worder who been saying that latey, rolls eyes"

                It may be hard to win the lotto, but its Very hard keeping it form family and freinds! 

                my freinds wont treat me any different then before my winThumbs Up

                lotto money has no value to us, it cannot  be friends with anyone else.

                "what world are they living in?"

                There's a hole in the moral ozone and its the online gambling, so lets ban it

                " ^ usa congress at work, just wow."

                It is easyer to win the lotto than to tell  my wife she not my only sweetheart i been sleeping with

                Never underestimate the effectiveness RNG!

                The greatest and most important problem in life is winning the lotto!

                Security can only be achieved through a lotto win!

                Of course I believe in God. otherwise how else do i explain a lotto winner?

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                  Posted: August 24, 2007, 12:55 am - IP Logged

                  "I play all my predictions"

                  Green laugh

                  Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                  Lep

                  There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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                    Posted: August 24, 2007, 1:37 am - IP Logged

                    What?I've never had to reload my account.  I'm playing with their money.

                    and

                    Big GrinI can't play pick 4s and hit them straight like I used to because of the new legislature. 

                    "I've never had to reload my account.  I'm playing with their money"

                     

                    ROTFLMAO Jester Laugh     i've read that one a few times

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                      Posted: August 24, 2007, 2:10 am - IP Logged

                      From the Arizona Lottery Site FAQ section, concerning the change to a computerized RNG system:

                       

                      Q: How will the new system affect game odds?

                      A: It has no effect on the game odds.

                      Money can't buy you happiness, but I sure could afford the misery that it brings! Wink

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                        Posted: August 24, 2007, 4:27 am - IP Logged

                        Since security and the integrity of our games is our foremost concern we have decided to swith to an RNG.  The new drawings will be both fun and exciting.  They will also be safe and secure.  We're doing this to keep up with industry trends and to continue to fund education in our state.

                        Jim

                        Why does this sound so familiar, lmaooo.

                        I love doubles and remember, it's just a game!!!!!!

                          lacie's avatar - radar
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                          Posted: August 24, 2007, 1:44 pm - IP Logged

                              I like this one.

                              I don't know why I even play the lottery, I don't need the money.

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                            Posted: August 24, 2007, 8:14 pm - IP Logged

                            how about when its a winner who says

                             

                            " It's the first time ive ever played! "

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