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A LP Story

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Zeta Reticuli Star System
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Posted: December 24, 2007, 9:28 pm - IP Logged

Let's create a story.

Fill in the missing words and then leave missing words for the next poster.

Example:

The _ _ _ _ _ were playing the undefeated NE Patriots.

The next person fills in a team where the _ _ _ _ _ and then continues the story and leaves a _ _ _ _ _ to be filled in by the next person, etc...

Here we go:

Once upon a time at LP, _ _ _ _ _ _ hit a _ _ _ _ _ _

for $_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

Lep

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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    Posted: December 25, 2007, 9:55 am - IP Logged

    skeeter ate a tasty treat,his master _ _ _ _ his meat.

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      Posted: December 25, 2007, 10:20 am - IP Logged

      Let's create a story.

      Fill in the missing words and then leave missing words for the next poster.

      Example:

      The _ _ _ _ _ were playing the undefeated NE Patriots.

      The next person fills in a team where the _ _ _ _ _ and then continues the story and leaves a _ _ _ _ _ to be filled in by the next person, etc...

      Here we go:

      Once upon a time at LP, _ _ _ _ _ _ hit a _ _ _ _ _ _

      for $_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

      Once upon a time at LP, _ _ _ _ _ _ hit a _ _ _ _ _ _

      for $_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

       

      Once upon a time at LP,  Todd hit a Jackpot for $45,000,000.   He took his _ _ _ _ _ _  to a _ _ _ _ _  and said _ _ _ _ _ .

           OLD/Vtrac   Lottery Bible         Double Warnings      Thumbs Up TN F34/F44

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        Zeta Reticuli Star System
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        Posted: December 25, 2007, 12:47 pm - IP Logged

        Once upon a tme at LP, Todd hit a kackpot for $45,000,000. He took his winnings to a bookie and said, 363 boxed. 

        He knew that playing with a bookie there would be no _ _ _ _ _.

        But then the bookie joined LP and wanted _ _ % of the _ _ _ _ _ _.

         Meanwhile, in Florida, Justxploring and Pacattack 05 happened to be playing _ _ _ _ _ in the same store, and Pac had a _ _ _ _ _ that he was using to get his numbers from. 

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        Lep

        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

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          Posted: December 25, 2007, 3:05 pm - IP Logged

          Once upon a tme at LP, Todd hit a kackpot for $45,000,000. He took his winnings to a bookie and said, 363 boxed. 

          He knew that playing with a bookie there would be no _ _ _ _ _.

          But then the bookie joined LP and wanted _ _ % of the _ _ _ _ _ _.

           Meanwhile, in Florida, Justxploring and Pacattack 05 happened to be playing _ _ _ _ _ in the same store, and Pac had a _ _ _ _ _ that he was using to get his numbers from. 

          he knew that playing with a bookie there would be no WAY OUT. but then the bookie joined lp and wanted 90% of the WAGER. meanwhile in florida justxploring and pacattack05 happened to be playing SPACE INVADERS in the same store and pac had a PARKING METER that he was using to get his numbers from.

          lo and behold, in walked tenaj with her ---- in the air. with a look of disgust she said, "it's you 2, i thought my best friend ----- would be here.  

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            Posted: December 25, 2007, 3:16 pm - IP Logged

            lo and behold, in walked tenaj with her HAIR in the air. with a look of disgust she said, "it's you 2, i thought my best friend TN TEA would be here.

            Just as she was speaking, a _____ came into the store screaming ______, I've been _______.

            If you know your number is going to hit, have patience and then KILL IT!

            You never know when you will get another hit.

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              Posted: December 25, 2007, 3:18 pm - IP Logged

              Just as she was speaking, a ghostbuster came into the store screaming "I've been slimed."

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                Posted: December 25, 2007, 3:24 pm - IP Logged

                lo and behold, in walked tenaj with her HAIR in the air. with a look of disgust she said, "it's you 2, i thought my best friend TN TEA would be here.

                Just as she was speaking, a _____ came into the store screaming ______, I've been _______.

                congratulations. you guessed tntea as her best friend. lol.

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                  Posted: December 25, 2007, 3:27 pm - IP Logged

                  I thought of that, but I wasn't going to go there.  It's Christmas after all!  Group Hug


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                    Posted: December 25, 2007, 8:12 pm - IP Logged

                    Hickory Dickory Dock....

                    Never mind...........Eek     Banana   Big Smile

                      Tenaj's avatar - michellea
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                      Posted: December 26, 2007, 2:51 am - IP Logged

                      Just as she was speaking, a ghostbuster came into the store screaming "I've been slimed."

                      EekTenaj woke from the nightmare as her hand touched the knob, she can hear the ghost say "I don't know what's going to happen to the fat slob"

                       

                      When Tungsten Chef stymied in thought, he stuck a ____ up his ass but it couldn't get him out.  LittleoldLady tried to ___ him ____ but decided instead to sit on a ______.

                       

                       m__t__e__f__c__e__.


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                        Tenaj's avatar - michellea
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                        Posted: December 26, 2007, 11:00 am - IP Logged

                        Hickory Dickory Dock....

                        Never mind...........Eek     Banana   Big Smile

                        ChairHickory Dickory Dock....pacattack05 got a really big sock.  It knocked him blind as he landed on his behind, and he wondered if it was a sign.

                        CrazyHis confusion was so great - he could only say "For Heavens Sake" 

                        He continued on with senseless gobble, and wished that he could be understood.

                        DeadHe said to his friends "never mind" I'm not functioning as I should.

                        s_t_p_d  m_t_e_f_c_e_. 

                        takeemtothebank


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                          Posted: December 27, 2007, 12:45 am - IP Logged

                          ChairHickory Dickory Dock....pacattack05 got a really big sock.  It knocked him blind as he landed on his behind, and he wondered if it was a sign.

                          CrazyHis confusion was so great - he could only say "For Heavens Sake" 

                          He continued on with senseless gobble, and wished that he could be understood.

                          DeadHe said to his friends "never mind" I'm not functioning as I should.

                          s_t_p_d  m_t_e_f_c_e_. 

                          WOW!    Janet........Bravo!   LOL

                          You pulled all the stops i was afraid of pulling....

                          I originally wanted to respond because of an item stated above ,but with a PM, and decided to share this with as many people as possible who know me.  I'm not religous but spiritual. Anyway....I was asking for signs just out of frustration, and the first thing I see is a movie playing when I got home. The movie was "Bruce Almighty". Then Janet replies with the subject of a sign.

                          Coincidence?

                          Whatever the case, it's still strange. I always look for a lottery version of those same red flags I get with the basic supernatural events.

                            Tenaj's avatar - michellea
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                            Posted: December 27, 2007, 9:34 am - IP Logged

                            WOW!    Janet........Bravo!   LOL

                            You pulled all the stops i was afraid of pulling....

                            I originally wanted to respond because of an item stated above ,but with a PM, and decided to share this with as many people as possible who know me.  I'm not religous but spiritual. Anyway....I was asking for signs just out of frustration, and the first thing I see is a movie playing when I got home. The movie was "Bruce Almighty". Then Janet replies with the subject of a sign.

                            Coincidence?

                            Whatever the case, it's still strange. I always look for a lottery version of those same red flags I get with the basic supernatural events.

                            SmileyI'm glad Paccattack05.  What a way to step up to the plate and get on your "A" game.  It lends to the old adage "God works in mysterious ways".

                            I'm not going to dis on "Bruce Almighty" because once from a movie I got the answer to something I needed in my spirit when someone quoted  

                            To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
                            William Shakespeare

                            takeemtothebank