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what type of pet would you buy if you hit a jackpot?

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Posted: January 10, 2008, 6:26 pm - IP Logged

LOL...

I know of only two ant and elephant stories. One my uncle used to tell me over and over and over again when I was about 5 years old, and the other is a dirty joke, which I can't write here...lol

BTW...An elephant with it's trunk in the air signifies good luck.

Which story is the one you're talking about?

The dirty joke one!

It involves a female elephant getting hit in the head with a coconut and falling down, a male ant climbing on top of the elephant and havine its way with her, and the elephant groans every time another cocunut falls on its head.

And every time the elephant groans, the ant says.... 

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    Posted: January 10, 2008, 8:47 pm - IP Logged

    The dirty joke one!

    It involves a female elephant getting hit in the head with a coconut and falling down, a male ant climbing on top of the elephant and havine its way with her, and the elephant groans every time another cocunut falls on its head.

    And every time the elephant groans, the ant says.... 

    That's the one...lol

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      Posted: January 15, 2008, 4:04 am - IP Logged

      Well for me, I would look for a good German Shephard import that is protection trained.  Never know when some idiot would try to kidnap the family to get my riches. Besides, I have had several German Shephards in my lifetime and love the breed.

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        Posted: January 15, 2008, 9:01 am - IP Logged

        I like canines but I want to travel when I win on Wednesday night the Powerball jackpot.  So I would not have time to care for the animal.-weshar75

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          Posted: January 15, 2008, 6:40 pm - IP Logged

          If you win the Powerball jackpot, you hire "pet nannies" for your pets so you can go on trips. Or you get a dog small enough to travel with you.  No stinky kennels for little Fe-Fe. Wink

          I already have 2 Italian Greyhounds and horses (a baby and a retiree).  I'd probably take a few rescues to keep my retiree company when baby goes off to be professionally trained.

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            Posted: January 15, 2008, 8:12 pm - IP Logged

            I would have to go Jurassic Park on you all and clone a T Rex for a pet.

            I gaurantee no one will ever successful rob my house. :) 

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              Posted: January 16, 2008, 6:11 am - IP Logged

              I like canines but I want to travel when I win on Wednesday night the Powerball jackpot.  So I would not have time to care for the animal.-weshar75

              Goodness....if you hit the JP, you would have the $$ to be able to charter/lease a private jet and take the pet with you.  At least that is what I plan.  Why have a pet/protector that you leave behind?  Just a thought.