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LP Winner- Fiction Story

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Posted: March 16, 2008, 8:16 pm - IP Logged

A Story using LP member ID's

Todd announced on LP that someone had won the jackpot. The winner was LottoMike! That's a lotto money Mike, you sure are lucky, Todd said! Yes, I am trulyblessed, and it was my turn to win. I was so happy when I saw that I won the jackpot, I started to sing Amazing Grace, Mike Said!

 

Did you use a system or did you use your inner clairvoyance, asked Todd? I used a system, it's called Tenaj, that's Janet spelled backward. The system is great, I had it tested at calabs! I hit the jackpot with a Dead Aim, I was init2win! I knew this system was Destined to win, it was all a matter of time!

Where did you buy your ticket at, and who sold it to you, asked Tood? I bought the ticket at a small local shop. Thatscarychick, sold me the ticket, I think her name is spookysoozy? I wasn't going to buy my ticket there. I went there for a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter, and the clerk asked me, if I needed any help. I said not thanks, I'm justxploring! Then I over heard a conversation at the lottery machine. The man said people just wantmoney, they don't care about anything else anymore, it's all about money. Thatguy was a truecritic! I said to the man, I'm going to buy a jackpot ticket here and I will bet you the jackpotismine tonight! I don't bet the man said, the lottery is a waste of time! He acted like a MADDOG10 as he scuffled off. I thought to myself, well there's always a blackapple in the bunch! But that did not discourage me and I put my money up!

Now that you are a Big Hitter, where will you go and what will you buy with your money, asked Todd? Well, said Mike, I plan on taking a nice vacation, maybe to the ocean and let the Win D blow in my face and Undress and relax in the pool. Then I will go to my favorite lake to go fishing, and watch the ducksafloat by . I just hope it don't STORM while on vacation. Who knows, I may even run into the flat creek*Kid while there. Then I shall take my family to a nice restaurant, where we will have prime rib served by chef garyl. Then I will let the family do a coin toss as to our next destination. I'm sure wherever we go we will have fun and have a lottolaughs while I lick mylollipop and sip on wine. I sure hope I don't get a bellyache. I might even have a pacattack05 or is that a mac attack?

Well, congratulations on your win, and I hope you still visit LP quite often said Todd? Oh , I will, said LottoMike this site is tntea, it's dynamite! As a matter of fact, I could never live without this site, I'm going to send you some money to keep it running Todd!

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    Posted: March 16, 2008, 8:37 pm - IP Logged

    I like it! Nice story. LOL

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      Posted: March 16, 2008, 8:38 pm - IP Logged

               

       

                          Very Cute Clairvoyance! And Creative!                       

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        Posted: March 16, 2008, 9:28 pm - IP Logged

        Wonderful Sunday evening story! Smile

         

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          Posted: March 16, 2008, 9:35 pm - IP Logged

          Very good, even if it is a fiction story, very nice indeed....!

                                                       

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            Posted: March 17, 2008, 9:50 am - IP Logged

            Glad you all enjoyed it!

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              Posted: March 17, 2008, 9:55 am - IP Logged

              Glad you all enjoyed it!

              Hurray!Very creative clairvoyance.

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                Posted: March 17, 2008, 9:58 am - IP Logged

                Wow, that's amazing and creative, how long did it take you to come up with that?

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                  Posted: March 17, 2008, 10:38 am - IP Logged

                  Nice story very creative!!

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                    Posted: March 17, 2008, 10:42 am - IP Logged

                    Cool story...but on the real...next time you can put me in the story as I will be a future jackpot winner...and I'll tell you all all about it...then I'll enjoy my millions in anonymity so that I can work on growing my millions into billions instead of squandering my millions to become a bitter old minion, walking the street looking for something to eat...begging for a dollar so I can play the lottery...hoping to win again!

                    Get MONEY!!! Winning a JACKPOT lottery is all the HOPE and CHANGE I desire!!!  NOW give me MONEY!US Flag

                    The guy who won the presidency in 2008 really won the lottery...he is now millions richer, travels in first class style, and even has a staff that would be the envy of the richest Powerball winner (she has a staff of 2). Every night he goes to sleep, he probably plays the close of Dave Chappelle's Show: I'm rich beyatch!


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                      Posted: March 17, 2008, 11:01 am - IP Logged

                      Cool story.You should write a novel using all LP members names.Wink

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                          Posted: March 17, 2008, 12:35 pm - IP Logged

                          Cool story...but on the real...next time you can put me in the story as I will be a future jackpot winner...and I'll tell you all all about it...then I'll enjoy my millions in anonymity so that I can work on growing my millions into billions instead of squandering my millions to become a bitter old minion, walking the street looking for something to eat...begging for a dollar so I can play the lottery...hoping to win again!

                          A Story using LP member ID's

                          Todd announced on LP that someone had won the jackpot. The winner was LottoMike! That's a lotto money Mike, you sure are lucky, Todd said! Yes, I am trulyblessed, and it was my turn to win. I was so happy when I saw that I won the jackpot, I started to sing Amazing Grace, Mike Said!

                           

                          Did you use a system or did you use your inner clairvoyance, asked Todd? I used a system, it's called Tenaj, that's Janet spelled backward. The system is great, I had it tested at calabs! I hit the jackpot with a Dead Aim, I was init2win! I knew this system was Destined to win, it was all a matter of time!

                          Where did you buy your ticket at, and who sold it to you, asked Tood? I bought the ticket at a small local shop. Thatscarychick, sold me the ticket, I think her name is spookysoozy? I wasn't going to buy my ticket there. I went there for a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter, and the clerk asked me, if I needed any help. I said not thanks, I'm justxploring! Then I over heard a conversation at the lottery machine. The man said people just wantmoney, they don't care about anything else anymore, it's all about money. Thatguy was a truecritic! I said to the man, I'm going to buy a jackpot ticket here and I will bet you the jackpotismine tonight! I don't bet the man said, the lottery is a waste of time! He acted like a MADDOG10 as he scuffled off. I thought to myself, well there's always a blackapple in the bunch! But that did not discourage me and I put my money up!

                          Now that you are a Big Hitter, where will you go and what will you buy with your money, asked Todd? Well, said Mike, I plan on taking a nice vacation, maybe to the ocean and let the Win D blow in my face and Undress and relax in the pool. Then I will go to my favorite lake to go fishing, and watch the ducksafloat by . I just hope it don't STORM while on vacation. Who knows, I may even run into the flat creek*Kid while there. Then I shall take my family to a nice restaurant, where we will have prime rib served by chef garyl. Then I will let the family do a coin toss as to our next destination. I'm sure wherever we go we will have fun and have a lottolaughs while I lick mylollipop and sip on wine. I sure hope I don't get a bellyache. I might even have a pacattack05 or is that a mac attack?

                          We might even go to Lottomike's mansion for a big old celebration party and dance to some new music, or some OldSchoolPa for the 1970's music crowd.

                          Well, congratulations on your win, and I hope you still visit LP quite often said Todd? Oh , I will, said LottoMike this site is tntea, it's dynamite! As a matter of fact, I could never live without this site, I'm going to send you some money to keep it running Todd!

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                            Posted: March 17, 2008, 12:58 pm - IP Logged

                            Cute story, Clairvoyance.   Thank you.  People have asked "why that user ID?" There are a lot of "justs" online.  I didn't know what user name to pick when I joined.  I thought of the time I was watching the Beverly Hillbillies and a man introduced himself to Jed.  "Hello, I'm Justin Addison."  (to which he replied)  "Aw, that's okay.  I'm just a Clampett myself."

                            Just found it online!  I love the internet!  :-)

                            Addison: I am Justin Addison.
                            Jed: Well, shucks, don't feel bad about that. I'm just a Clampett.

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                              Posted: March 18, 2008, 11:35 pm - IP Logged

                              Wow, that's amazing and creative, how long did it take you to come up with that?

                              Not very long, I am a writer, author of two books, and I write articles. If I had more time, I would probably get onto writing short stories. Glad you liked it.