A Story using LP member ID's
Todd announced on LP that someone had won the jackpot. The winner was LottoMike! That's a lotto money Mike, you sure are lucky, Todd said! Yes, I am trulyblessed, and it was my turn to win. I was so happy when I saw that I won the jackpot, I started to sing Amazing Grace, Mike Said!
Did you use a system or did you use your inner clairvoyance, asked Todd? I used a system, it's called Tenaj, that's Janet spelled backward. The system is great, I had it tested at calabs! I hit the jackpot with a Dead Aim, I was init2win! I knew this system was Destined to win, it was all a matter of time!
Where did you buy your ticket at, and who sold it to you, asked Tood? I bought the ticket at a small local shop. Thatscarychick, sold me the ticket, I think her name is spookysoozy? I wasn't going to buy my ticket there. I went there for a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter, and the clerk asked me, if I needed any help. I said not thanks, I'm justxploring! Then I over heard a conversation at the lottery machine. The man said people just wantmoney, they don't care about anything else anymore, it's all about money. Thatguy was a truecritic! I said to the man, I'm going to buy a jackpot ticket here and I will bet you the jackpotismine tonight! I don't bet the man said, the lottery is a waste of time! He acted like a MADDOG10 as he scuffled off. I thought to myself, well there's always a blackapple in the bunch! But that did not discourage me and I put my money up!
Now that you are a Big Hitter, where will you go and what will you buy with your money, asked Todd? Well, said Mike, I plan on taking a nice vacation, maybe to the ocean and let the Win D blow in my face and Undress and relax in the pool. Then I will go to my favorite lake to go fishing, and watch the ducksafloat by . I just hope it don't STORM while on vacation. Who knows, I may even run into the flat creek*Kid while there. Then I shall take my family to a nice restaurant, where we will have prime rib served by chef garyl. Then I will let the family do a coin toss as to our next destination. I'm sure wherever we go we will have fun and have a lottolaughs while I lick mylollipop and sip on wine. I sure hope I don't get a bellyache. I might even have a pacattack05 or is that a mac attack?
We might even go to Lottomike's mansion for a big old celebration party and dance to some new music, or some OldSchoolPa for the 1970's music crowd.
Well, congratulations on your win, and I hope you still visit LP quite often said Todd? Oh , I will, said LottoMike this site is tntea, it's dynamite! As a matter of fact, I could never live without this site, I'm going to send you some money to keep it running Todd!