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If I won 1 million or more...

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Posted: July 28, 2008, 9:07 pm - IP Logged

If I won 1 million. I would put like 1/2 in bank. Then buy my brother a house. Buy my other brother house. Then sell it just to get some of my money back. Then maybe he will get married.  Then maybe buy land. If it in a good area and alot. You can sell it like 2 time or more you got it for. 

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    Posted: July 29, 2008, 12:35 pm - IP Logged

    This is the greatest post ever.

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      Posted: July 29, 2008, 1:04 pm - IP Logged

      I really want to respond to this thread, but I have no idea what to say.

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        Posted: July 29, 2008, 1:09 pm - IP Logged

        If I won 1 million. I would put like 1/2 in bank. Then buy my brother a house. Buy my other brother house. Then sell it just to get some of my money back. Then maybe he will get married.  Then maybe buy land. If it in a good area and alot. You can sell it like 2 time or more you got it for. 

        I don't know if I am reading your post right, but you would buy one of your brothers a house and then sell it? How so? If you buy him a house is it not his house? And why would you sell it once you bought it for him?

        "No one remembers the person who almost climbed the mountain, only the person who eventually gets to the top."

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          Posted: July 29, 2008, 1:16 pm - IP Logged

          LOL I'd be looking forward to your one year later follow up story

          You can't predict random.

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            Posted: July 29, 2008, 1:25 pm - IP Logged

            well - it is his brother - maybe his brother stole his hotwheels or something .. so now it's like

             

            here's a house - nope whoops i take it back  nyah nyah nyah boo boo

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              Posted: July 31, 2008, 5:52 am - IP Logged

              maybe his brothers a dead beat, and its the only way he sees of ever getting anything out of him.

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                Posted: August 15, 2008, 4:30 pm - IP Logged

                "Where's ezMoney at, I think he lied!"  Look at past posts and see who was one of the first to call it!!!

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                  Posted: August 15, 2008, 4:51 pm - IP Logged

                  Hmm.  If I won a $1,000,000 jackpot, the first thing I'd do is take the cash option ... and be left with $500,000.  The next thing I'd do is cry after the IRS took their mandatory $125,000 cut ... and cry more when my state Department of Revenue to their mandatory $25,000 cut ... leaving me with $350,000.  The next thing I'd do is see a tax attorney, crying even more when he advised me to prepay my REAL tax obligations beyond the mandatory withholding amounts ... leaving me with perhaps $250,000 after the attorney's fee.  Then I'd see a Certified Financial Planner and cry some more as he laughed and said, "You're kidding - you want me to do an estate plan, giving me only $250,000 to work with?  Hahahahaha."

                  After that, I'd probably put the $250,000 in T-Bills and Savings Bonds ... and consider drinking a lot (grin) to ease the pain of being fleeced.Confused

                  Seriously, though, I won't even buy a lottery ticket unless the advertised jackpot is at LEAST $4,000,000.  And I wouldn't even consider becoming a "benefactor" to anyone unless the advertised jackpot was twice that figure.

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                    Posted: August 17, 2008, 9:41 am - IP Logged

                    This is the greatest post ever.

                    ROFLMAO

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                      Posted: August 17, 2008, 11:00 am - IP Logged

                      Let's see.  It could be that by "Buy my brother a house" he means that he will buy a house and allow his brother to live there rent-free temporarily while retaining the ownership himself.