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DC81's avatar - batman39
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Posted: August 18, 2008, 1:34 am - IP Logged

Now that's a classic! Big Smile

You can't predict random.

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    Posted: August 18, 2008, 1:40 am - IP Logged

    LP stanza to the above:

    They're coming to take me away, HA HA
    They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see
    Those nice, young men
    In their clean, white coats
    And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

    And I'll tell them about the jackpot I hit

    and they'll well say well where is it?

    and I'll say I can see it why can't you?

    and I'll sit in my room and count the "money"

    and they'll all say something about that guy sure is funny

    and they're coming to take me away, ha ha!

     

    Then I'll put more posts on LP

    all about my jackpots and me

    and the voices in my head all agree

    there's never been a smarter lotto player than me

    while I cut out paper dolls all day long

    They're coming to take me away, ha ha

    (Suggested avatar for MarioNLuigi):

    Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

    Lep

    There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

      AlecWest's avatar - alec
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      Posted: August 18, 2008, 3:18 pm - IP Logged

      Coin Toss,

      Hehehe, do you have the album, too?  "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa" is OK.  But my favorite song has to be, "I Live In a Place Where the Nuts Hunt the Squirrels."

      Regards - J. Alec West

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        Posted: August 18, 2008, 3:26 pm - IP Logged

        I will win the mega millions jackpot. im serious and when i do win the first thing i will do is donate to multiple charities and help the poor. I will also give some money to random members on the site as a nice gesture. You guys will see!

        I Agree!

        PartyJack-in-the-Box>>>>>U make psykomo>

        White BounceWhite BounceWhite BounceWhite Bounce"HAPPY"...thank's

        LOL

        PSYKOMO

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          Posted: August 18, 2008, 5:25 pm - IP Logged

          You have to be passing a church when you say that. That way all the good you say you will do if you win will be heard and thus a lottery jackpot will be presented to you!!

          Don't forget about the animals in the world after you donate to your charities.

          Good Luck!! 

          "Everybody has to believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer!"   = W.C.Fields                      

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            Posted: August 18, 2008, 5:51 pm - IP Logged

            When you finally win you can:

            Hit me with your rhythm stick.
            Hit me! Hit me!
            Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
            Hit me! hit me! hit me!
            Hit me with your rhythm stick.
            It's nice to be a lunatic.
            Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

            Hit With Stick

              Think's avatar - lightbulb
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              Posted: August 19, 2008, 9:44 pm - IP Logged

              They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!

              Remember when you ran away
              And I got on my knees
              And begged you not to leave
              Because I'd go berserk?
              Well. . .

              You left me anyhow
              And then the days got worse and worse
              And now you see I've gone
              Completely out of my mind
              And. . .

              They're coming to take me away, HA HA
              They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
              To the funny farm
              Where life is beautiful all the time
              And I'll be happy to see
              Those nice, young men
              In their clean, white coats
              And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

              You thought it was a joke
              And so you laughed
              You laughed when I had said
              That losing you would make me flip my lid
              Right. . .

              You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
              You laughed, you laughed and laughed
              And then you left
              But now you know I'm utterly mad!
              And. . .

              They're coming to take me away, HA HA
              They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
              To the happy home
              With trees and flowers and chirping birds
              And basket weavers who sit and smile
              And twiddle their thumbs and toes
              And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

              I cooked your food
              I cleaned your house
              And this is how you pay me back
              For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
              Hah. . .

              Well you just wait
              They'll find you yet
              And when they do they'll
              Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
              And. . .

              They're coming to take me away, HA HA
              They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
              To the funny farm
              Where life is beautiful all the time
              And I'll be happy to see
              Those nice, young men
              In their clean, white coats
              And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

              To the happy home
              With trees and flowers and chirping birds
              And basket weavers who sit and smile
              And twiddle their thumbs and toes
              And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

              To the funny farm
              Where life is beautiful all the time
              And I'll be happy to see
              Those nice, young men
              In their clean, white coats
              And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

              I remember that.  The reverse side of the 45 had the song on it backwards. 

                Think's avatar - lightbulb
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                Posted: August 19, 2008, 9:47 pm - IP Logged

                LP stanza to the above:

                They're coming to take me away, HA HA
                They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
                To the funny farm
                Where life is beautiful all the time
                And I'll be happy to see
                Those nice, young men
                In their clean, white coats
                And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

                And I'll tell them about the jackpot I hit

                and they'll well say well where is it?

                and I'll say I can see it why can't you?

                and I'll sit in my room and count the "money"

                and they'll all say something about that guy sure is funny

                and they're coming to take me away, ha ha!

                 

                Then I'll put more posts on LP

                all about my jackpots and me

                and the voices in my head all agree

                there's never been a smarter lotto player than me

                while I cut out paper dolls all day long

                They're coming to take me away, ha ha

                (Suggested avatar for MarioNLuigi):

                If I had some helium right now...I'd start singing it.

                  Think's avatar - lightbulb
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                  Posted: August 19, 2008, 9:50 pm - IP Logged

                  When i say i will give back i mean it. I have had a lot of troubles in my life and notice others had it just like me or even worse. If i win a big jackpot why not help less fortunate people? I honestly dont care for money, i just want to live comfortably without worrying about paying bills or if im gonna be able to eat the next day. Give me a house, a car, and a little money stored away and im fine. Why not give a few dollars here and there to help others, if i win 100 million its not like im gonna be broke by doing so.

                  what if you win $12 million?  I can see if you won alot giving it away but not 12 Mil

                    One2Adore's avatar - butterfly2
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                    Posted: August 20, 2008, 2:38 pm - IP Logged

                    I will win the mega millions jackpot. im serious and when i do win the first thing i will do is donate to multiple charities and help the poor. I will also give some money to random members on the site as a nice gesture. You guys will see!

                    BS

                    I'm assuming you're psychic or have psychic friends.  To be able to pinpoint the timeframe of when you'll win the lottery...  Wow.... you're good.  LOL

                    Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

                      DC81's avatar - batman39
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                      Posted: August 21, 2008, 4:16 am - IP Logged

                      I've decided that I'm winning the jackpot of this Friday night's Mega Millions drawing. So look for my "I won a 95 million dollar annuity" topic late Friday/early Saturday following the numbers being put up. And I'm not giving it away except for if it benefits me come tax time.Red Devil

                      You can't predict random.

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                        Posted: August 21, 2008, 9:55 am - IP Logged

                        I've decided that I'm winning the jackpot of this Friday night's Mega Millions drawing. So look for my "I won a 95 million dollar annuity" topic late Friday/early Saturday following the numbers being put up. And I'm not giving it away except for if it benefits me come tax time.Red Devil

                        DC81

                        Maybe we should start a LP They're Coming to Take Me Away Club, and whebn antyone makes a prediction like that and it doesn't happen, they become a charter member!

                        If you don't win the $95 million, you'll be the second member.

                        Green laugh

                        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

                        Lep

                        There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.

                          DC81's avatar - batman39
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                          Posted: August 23, 2008, 12:37 am - IP Logged

                          LOL Well, I was going to make the post since it was going to be meant as a joke anyway, but I don't feel like it. I'll wait until someone in Michigan wins again like he who doesn't deserve to be named.

                          Those were some interesting numbers tonight...

                          You can't predict random.

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                            Posted: August 23, 2008, 1:06 am - IP Logged

                            When i say i will give back i mean it. I have had a lot of troubles in my life and notice others had it just like me or even worse. If i win a big jackpot why not help less fortunate people? I honestly dont care for money, i just want to live comfortably without worrying about paying bills or if im gonna be able to eat the next day. Give me a house, a car, and a little money stored away and im fine. Why not give a few dollars here and there to help others, if i win 100 million its not like im gonna be broke by doing so.

                            Where do you draw the line ?

                            Why him and not me ?


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                              Posted: August 23, 2008, 1:08 am - IP Logged

                              I'm going to invent an anti-gravity device, and cure all types of cancers by this coming Tuesday, at 4:40 pm.      Idea

                              You'll see !!!!