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joshuacloak

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Dec 10, 2008, 7:43 am

thats right, i look around the forum, a million and 1 ideas on what to do atfer a big win

how about we have a discussion about something more in line of evilness

ideas of what to do atfer you win, if you wanted to be a total jackass

such as on how to

be a total show-off and Way To Rub It In Their Faces

flaunt the money

makes fun of others solely because they are not as wealthy

you get the idea, come on i know you people got ideas in you, share!

let the evil side of you talk for once
MillionsWanted

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Dec 10, 2008, 7:52 am

Appear in every talk show under the sun.
JackpotWanna

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Dec 10, 2008, 7:55 am

Contact all the media and tell them to do a story about you burning thousands of $100 bills as a form of free speech. That will get a lot of people angry at u!
joshuacloak

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Dec 10, 2008, 8:45 am

for the winners's speech,
i drink 1000 dollar bottle of wine and wear a t-shirt "THANKS A LOT SUCKERS!"

am going on a hunting killing spree on all wild life,

then post you tube videos of me traveling the world, blowing up animals!

say no ONE getting any money,

but promise to waste a small fortune gambling and drinking and smoking pot, and buying sex
then in a half serious tune "in Europe of course!"

all paid for by your money, life is so great!

threats to hire a team of lawyers to sue anyone for anything if they bug me

JackpotWanna, good one, but i got one that top that:

tell them your going to buy a Bugatti Veyron 16.4
then drive across the nation flaunting the amount of money and gas you burn with it
with a bumper sticker saying : global warming a myth

while going on every talk show under the sun like millions suggested showing the car off

to ever question i reply with,
shock face: who do you think you are?
smirk face: shut up, am better then you!

wear a t-shirts that says"
"poor people are disease that needs to be wiped out"
"poor people desire to be fu$$Ed"
"the rich get richer, just like me!"
"i buy poor people for a living"
"i buy your mom"
"i am a lawyer, and i sue for any thing"
"i am a lobbyist and i get things done, unlike you poor people"
"AM a CEO and i got a 20 million dollar bonus this year, what you get?"
"Mwahaha am someone with a lot more money than you"
hearsetrax

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Dec 10, 2008, 9:48 am

Love the ideas
four4me

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Dec 10, 2008, 11:52 am

Just wear one of these---------- thong

Big John says. You don't hit the number. The number hits you!!!!

I'm not Big John, I'm Four4me, Big John's a friend.
MillionsWanted

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Dec 10, 2008, 12:23 pm

Quote: Originally posted by four4me on Dec 10, 2008
Just wear one of these---------- thong

You mean: Wear ONLY one of these while accepting the large cheque from the lottery company in front of the press?
KY Floyd

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Dec 10, 2008, 1:14 pm

What kind of attention are you thinking of? You don't need much to get a lot of people to think you're an a-hole, but if you win 10, 20, or 100 million bucks, how much would you really care?

Here's my idea of the number 1 way to attract attention of the worst kind:
1. Do the press conference, and accept as many offers to talk to the media and do TV or radio shows, as you can.
2. Every time you have the chance, say "This is more money than I (we) could ever spend, so we want to help others. I (we) want to do good things for people who are less fortunate, but we don't know who to give money to.

Bonus option: mention that you always felt unprepared if you weren't carrying at least a couple of hundred in cash, but now you'll always be able to carry "$500 or so."

Honorable mention: be subtle, but work in your opposition to guns. You want the people who expect you to be carrying loads of cash to also expect that you're unarmed.

PS to Todd: Have you ever actually sold one of those thongs?
CowboysFan

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Dec 10, 2008, 2:34 pm

I would do my press conference while standing on top of a new Bentley Continental Gt. And even though I don't wear jewelry of any kind I would show up with $500,000 worth watches, necklaces, earrings, and bracelets. And when they ask me what I plan to do with the money I'll tell them I plan on blowing the money within 10 years.
joshuacloak

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Dec 11, 2008, 1:14 pm

here a idea i just had

hire a group of cute young hotties to be by my side for a the phote shoot

er i mean press conference

, looking like a pimp

with the bling bling like cowboy had in mind

only with rap music in the back ground at press

or have it outdoors and take like 30 of your " new pets" to show off,

get it,

pet lover wins lotto! 30+ of hes pets at press conference

and promise to open a wildlife reserve

just for the goggles of tricking the media!

maybe even kill one right on the spot , like your rabit, and claim you make rabbit soup tonite

promise to buy bunnys for life to eat, and other Exotic pet meat people would never eat

what a story that be to get people mad

pet killer wins lotto!
Jaxx1

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Dec 12, 2008, 10:19 am

I'd hold a massive press conference and while lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill,in a mink coat (full length of course) w/ hoochie mammas surrounding me,I'd tell how I'd always planned on helping out the less fortunate,THEN,I say I only said that,actually I'm gonna blow it all on expensive whores and cheap booze,then get in my 1978 lincoln town car that burns oil (w/ a bumper sticker that says something about reduce your carbon footprint...carpool) and drive off.Then I'd go to a fancy resturant and ask for some bbq ribs,no not a whole slab, just one rib and can I have something to drink,no not a whole pop,just pour a little in my hand,then pull out about 50k and ask if they have change.On the way home pull up to someone walking or at a bus stop and ask for change for a $100,Oh you can't break this one how about one of these others that I have(serious face) Carry a briefcase full of singles to a car dealer (ford or chevy nothing to serious) and have them catter to my every whim and fight the dealer across the street, and just as the cops arrive get in my ferrari and say maybe I look around some more first,you guys happen to have your cards handy (sincere smile) LOL Oh please don't get me started on this...LOL...I'd got to washington for the big 3 auto bail out and tell all those big wigs that don't want to take a pay cut...I'm hiring,you boys can come and cut my grass for a shiny new nickle,and yes that means you gotta rake too..LOL ..this stuff never stops..
Texas Joey

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Dec 12, 2008, 11:00 am

Ok Girls,

Tell them our story, we get a bunch of hunks like Mel Gibson to get our payout and a sexy little black dress to show off our cleavage and have thousand dollar bills tucked into it, then Go to dinner in your limo and order McDonalds happy meals for all..pay then $5000 ....and drive away without getting change...! I think that would be a hoot!Then go to Moe's and Party!!!
Coin Toss

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Dec 12, 2008, 6:45 pm

You know, I'm still not sure if this is a serious thread or not, but it certainly is a "David Lee Edwards" thread (he did a lot of these kind of things), and it certainly is an example of how to make your own bad karma.

Be careful what you wish for folks.

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
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Dec 12, 2008, 9:26 pm

Quote: Originally posted by four4me on Dec 10, 2008
Just wear one of these---------- thong

Yeah, wear one of those oooooooooh!!!!!!

and tell them UR name is>>>>>>"realy"

PSYKOMO