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haha. Smoker/Drinker vs Lotto winner(me)

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Posted: January 6, 2009, 1:27 am - IP Logged

My friend is a smoker and drinker and he spends hundreds on cigerettes and liquor.  It's the same guy who says "lottery is a joke and you're not going to win".   well, he can kiss my butt because I won $500 on the Florida raffle while he's wasted his money and ruining his health

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    Posted: January 6, 2009, 12:29 pm - IP Logged

    That'll learn him.

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      Posted: January 6, 2009, 12:43 pm - IP Logged

      That'll learn him.

      Big Grin One of my favorite quotes!

      "Maybe that'll learn ya to keep yer big mouth shut!"

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        Posted: January 6, 2009, 12:55 pm - IP Logged

        My friend is a smoker and drinker and he spends hundreds on cigerettes and liquor.  It's the same guy who says "lottery is a joke and you're not going to win".   well, he can kiss my butt because I won $500 on the Florida raffle while he's wasted his money and ruining his health

        Your friend might end up with the last laugh, SmoothJuice.  In a few weeks (if not days) your $500 will be gone, spend wisely no doubt on wine, women, and song ( the rest you will just blow!).

        Your friend will have lung cancer and diabetes to last him for the rest of his life no matter how short that life might be.

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          Posted: January 6, 2009, 1:10 pm - IP Logged

          My friend is a smoker and drinker and he spends hundreds on cigerettes and liquor.  It's the same guy who says "lottery is a joke and you're not going to win".   well, he can kiss my butt because I won $500 on the Florida raffle while he's wasted his money and ruining his health

          Addictions come in many forms, some may be more hazardous to your health than others.

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            Posted: January 6, 2009, 1:21 pm - IP Logged

            Big Grin One of my favorite quotes!

            "Maybe that'll learn ya to keep yer big mouth shut!"

            Can you name the speaker? Star  No Googling!!

                 It was Michael Corleone in The Godfather, as he shoots Solozzo and Captain McClusky in Foghorn Leghorn's diner in the Bronx. 

                 "Doggone lop-eared varmint," Michael mutters as he lets the seven-shooter slip to the floor. "Maybe that'll learn ya to keep yer big mouth shut!"

                 It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure the quote is accurate. 

            Come, Pinky; we must prepare for tomorrow night...

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              Posted: January 6, 2009, 1:50 pm - IP Logged

                   It was Michael Corleone in The Godfather, as he shoots Solozzo and Captain McClusky in Foghorn Leghorn's diner in the Bronx. 

                   "Doggone lop-eared varmint," Michael mutters as he lets the seven-shooter slip to the floor. "Maybe that'll learn ya to keep yer big mouth shut!"

                   It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure the quote is accurate. 

              Close, but no cigar!

               

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                Posted: January 6, 2009, 2:02 pm - IP Logged

                I cheated, so I won't post the answer.  I never would have gotten this one.

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                  Posted: January 6, 2009, 2:08 pm - IP Logged

                  Nice win there!

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                    Posted: January 6, 2009, 3:21 pm - IP Logged

                    Your friend might end up with the last laugh, SmoothJuice.  In a few weeks (if not days) your $500 will be gone, spend wisely no doubt on wine, women, and song ( the rest you will just blow!).

                    Your friend will have lung cancer and diabetes to last him for the rest of his life no matter how short that life might be.

                    But how does he friend end up with the last laugh if he ends up with lung cancer and diabetes? I guess I don't see it how that means he gets the last laugh.

                    "No one remembers the person who almost climbed the mountain, only the person who eventually gets to the top."

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                      Posted: January 6, 2009, 3:35 pm - IP Logged

                      Big Grin One of my favorite quotes!

                      "Maybe that'll learn ya to keep yer big mouth shut!"

                      Can you name the speaker? Star  No Googling!!

                      Not a movie buff but that sounds like something John Wayne might have said .... at least that's my best guess. What?

                       

                      BTW, congrats on your win, hope you have many more this year!  Sun Smiley

                      Good luck to everyone!

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                        Posted: January 6, 2009, 6:29 pm - IP Logged

                        Big Grin One of my favorite quotes!

                        "Maybe that'll learn ya to keep yer big mouth shut!"

                        Can you name the speaker? Star  No Googling!!

                        Ah, I couldn't remember so I had to Google!

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                          Posted: January 6, 2009, 6:44 pm - IP Logged

                          But how does he friend end up with the last laugh if he ends up with lung cancer and diabetes? I guess I don't see it how that means he gets the last laugh.

                          LOL

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                            Posted: January 6, 2009, 6:58 pm - IP Logged

                            My friend is a smoker and drinker and he spends hundreds on cigerettes and liquor.  It's the same guy who says "lottery is a joke and you're not going to win".   well, he can kiss my butt because I won $500 on the Florida raffle while he's wasted his money and ruining his health

                            exactly.  I may be wasting my money but at least my wasted money won't cost me hundreds in medical bills years down the road!

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                              Posted: January 6, 2009, 10:22 pm - IP Logged

                              exactly.  I may be wasting my money but at least my wasted money won't cost me hundreds in medical bills years down the road!

                              You're not wasting your money since the money goes towards education or retired people, depending on what state you're from.