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Do you think you ticked of the Lottery Fairy in a past life?

So that's it!

[ 5 ]

[ 20.0% ]

I must have

[ 2 ]

[ 8.0% ]

No, she just has a twisted sense of humor

[ 3 ]

[ 12.0% ]

It's just the one-digit curse

[ 3 ]

[ 12.0% ]

It's because of the Ouija board pic posted

[ 3 ]

[ 12.0% ]

I'm just in the wrong state for lotto

[ 3 ]

[ 12.0% ]

It was more than one past life ago

[ 1 ]

[ 4.0% ]

We're in the Twilight Zone

[ 2 ]

[ 8.0% ]

It's the next drawing curse

[ 0 ]

[ 0.0% ]

Other

[ 3 ]

[ 12.0% ]

Total valid votes

[ 25 ]

Discarded votes

[ 1 ]

Coin Toss

Zeta Reticuli Star System
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May 9, 2010, 12:37 am

What if there are generational curses and one of your ancestors ticked off the Lottery Fairy?

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
Coin Toss

Zeta Reticuli Star System
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May 9, 2010, 12:44 am

What if there are generational curses and one of your ancestors ticked off the Lottery Fairy?

Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any. So many systems, so many theories, so few jackpot winners.

There is one and only one 'proven' system, and that is to book the action. No matter the game, let the players pick their own losers.
rdgrnr

100

The Hall Of The Mountain Kings Tennessee
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May 9, 2010, 12:47 am

You can say that again!
CutlassBob

Harrison Township Michigan
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May 9, 2010, 12:52 am

"No, she just has a twisted sense of humor"

Constantly messing with my brain.

CutlassBob

"You can't handle the truth!" Nicholson.
jarasan

Harbinger

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May 9, 2010, 1:10 am

Buddy and Lil' Buddy are not satanic. They are all knowing, they show me the path, at least 3 out of 4 a lot with hits to spare.

The number that fell 1626 05/07 day MD.

The number that fell 7361 05/07 MD. night:

We hope to post winner soon!

FJB
jarasan

Harbinger

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May 9, 2010, 1:19 am

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on Mar 31, 2010
I think jarasan has cursed us all with his satanic ouija board and golden idols.

I'm gonna shake some chicken blood on my front stairs tonight.

I suggest you all do the same - quickly.

Ouija boards are not satanic either! Hamsters are the real evil, stay away from the ones that have a little white spot under their chins, those are related to the mind controlling squirrels, that rdgrnr.......................... is truly devilish.

Here is one with a gun!

Terrorists!

FJB
sully16

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Ringleader

Michigan
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May 9, 2010, 8:24 am

Quote: Originally posted by jarasan on May 9, 2010
Ouija boards are not satanic either! Hamsters are the real evil, stay away from the ones that have a little white spot under their chins, those are related to the mind controlling squirrels, that rdgrnr.......................... is truly devilish.

Here is one with a gun!

Terrorists!

AAWWWWWW. The new answer to home defense.
rdgrnr

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The Hall Of The Mountain Kings Tennessee
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May 9, 2010, 4:18 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jarasan on May 9, 2010
Ouija boards are not satanic either! Hamsters are the real evil, stay away from the ones that have a little white spot under their chins, those are related to the mind controlling squirrels, that rdgrnr.......................... is truly devilish.

Here is one with a gun!

Terrorists!

"that rdgrnr.......................... is truly devilish"

!eurt ton s'tahT
tiggs95

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May 9, 2010, 5:17 pm

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on May 9, 2010
"that rdgrnr.......................... is truly devilish"

!eurt ton s'tahT

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dopey7719

Columbia, SC
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May 9, 2010, 5:32 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jarasan on May 9, 2010
Buddy and Lil' Buddy are not satanic. They are all knowing, they show me the path, at least 3 out of 4 a lot with hits to spare.

The number that fell 1626 05/07 day MD.

The number that fell 7361 05/07 MD. night:

We hope to post winner soon!

I know how you feel!!! Thursday & Friday, I played 717 5 times....5 different ways for both drawings. I was so certain that I spent 20 bucks on that number in two days time. 727 came out instead. The worst part is I was home to watch the drawing and I just "knew" I had it.
jarasan

Harbinger

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May 9, 2010, 9:43 pm

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on May 9, 2010
"that rdgrnr.......................... is truly devilish"

!eurt ton s'tahT

We knew that might not deliver right. No rdgrnr, you (the rdgrnr) are not devilish, the locked and loaded hamsters and the dang mind controlling squirrels are devilish.

FJB
rdgrnr

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The Hall Of The Mountain Kings Tennessee
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May 9, 2010, 10:03 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jarasan on May 9, 2010
We knew that might not deliver right. No rdgrnr, you (the rdgrnr) are not devilish, the locked and loaded hamsters and the dang mind controlling squirrels are devilish.

Ahh, yes.

That, rdgrnr, is truly devilish.

Easier said than done.

Hamsters can be the most devious and cunning of all the fowl.
TigerAngel

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May 10, 2010, 2:19 pm

Oh how cuuuuuuuute. I want one of those and I'll get him a gun, lol. Wonder if my cat would befriend him?

"if you can hold it in your mind, you can hold it in your hand"
sully16

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Ringleader

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May 10, 2010, 11:04 pm

Quote: Originally posted by TigerAngel on May 10, 2010
Oh how cuuuuuuuute. I want one of those and I'll get him a gun, lol. Wonder if my cat would befriend him?

our backyard is full of them....little hampster cemetary...after this next one goes we are done with hampsters, Im running out of check boxes to put them in. We got little popsicle stick crosses everywhere.
Hermanus104

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May 12, 2010, 10:46 pm

Quote: Originally posted by jarasan on May 9, 2010
Ouija boards are not satanic either! Hamsters are the real evil, stay away from the ones that have a little white spot under their chins, those are related to the mind controlling squirrels, that rdgrnr.......................... is truly devilish.

Here is one with a gun!

Terrorists!

Oh crud! Does that mean I have to kill Dom Pedro? (She's my dwarf hamster. She always runs away from me though).

I guess I tick off the lottery fairy by not acknowledging her. Instead, I refer to the lottery gods. I must have displeased one of them because one day, they caused me to forget to play my Pick-3 number, which came up.

Today's winning 3-ball is going to be a number between 000 and 999.

In a lot of states, lotteries benefit education. That makes the REAL winners the only people who can't play!

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